My Private Secret I'm Willing To Share

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To My Fellow Patrons,

I have come up with my own way of keeping my winnings and a sure fire way of NEVER GIVE BACK MY WINNINGS AGAIN!

How many times have we got Greedy, Cocky, Drunk on Winnings, Stupid, Obliviously Giving It All Back With Crazy Black Chip Splits And Doubles Only To Send You Walking To The Car Wishing You'd Listen To Yourself?

If you said "Never" you have to ask yourself one question, Am I Being Honest With Myself?

Many people would pay for this advise, and as far as I know I am the only one who is currently using my very own tip I wish I could patent and ask $1. for everyone who appreciates it.

So here it is.

S.A.S.E. Yes, that's right. It's an acronym. What the H. does it stand for? It could mean Stupid Ass Stand-up & Exit. But that would be to easy.

It stands for Self Addressed Stamped Envelopes. Yes, this is a system I can be proud to say that is very successful for me. I am here to say it works. Every casino I have played in has a Hotel Lobby, if not there must be a post box somewhere nearby.

In short you could say S.A.S.E. stands for Stand-up and Send Envelope, but make sure you get a check at the cashiers cage, never send cash via USPS, especially if you're sending more than $20. which I know you will.

I usually wait until I'm up 50% of my walk in bank roll. I then send home that 50% and start over or just quit. There have been times I have ran out of envelopes after retrieving more than 3 or 4 from my car!!!! There have also been times when I sent one home, and went back and lost my bank roll. But hey, the good news was that I would be getting 50% of my losses back in a day or two!

The down side is leaving a hot table, and even if you ask for a marker, it usually takes me more than 20 minutes to get a check from the cage, and to actually physically drop it in the mail box in the lobby, this is where a good partner will come in handy.

For those of you who have any questions about this, feel free to ask. Oh, and by the way, You're Welcome! Who says nothing is for Free anymore?

Yours Truly,

Amarillo Slick
 
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