EasyRhino said:
You'd look like a douchebag
Agreed. But if it works, it works.
Remember in
Burning The Tables that IA personally had many guises and disguises.
As far as guises he was a developer, a farmer, an investment banker, a sexual therapist, a travel agent, a money manager, an international corporate lawyer, a professor, a psychiatrist, and an antique dealer. He dressed each part and used an accent or adjusted his dialect if the part required so. I found it amusing the one guise he could never convince people of (on the airplane) is that he was a professional gambler by trade!
Perhaps his most famous disguise was wearing his professional Hollywood make-up while appearing on
The Merv Griffin Show; this is the appearance that transformed IA from a young man in his 30s into a version of Colonel Sanders, complete with Foghorn Leghorn accent and walking stick.
Best regards,
FD