Hahahaha. Reminds me of the time I played a juicy double deck game where the casino restricted the players to only one spot. I arrived with two beautiful extremely well-endowed girl friends who had no shyness problems about showing the ample cleavage.
The pit boss and dealer were so busy drooling they really didn't notice that the girls and I were "playing" 3 spots, the girls didn't even know basic strat - I told them a few quick signals and they just looked at me on how to play their hand. I had also told them when I raised my bet to raise their bet the same.
So there I was, playing 3 hands in a very favorable rule game, spreading 20-1 locked in with the count with no cover, and having the pit boss at my shoulder doing everything he could to get me to stay.
Women are wonderful.