Psychics and blackjack

[callipygian]

Has anyone ever hired a psychic to go to the blackjack tables with them and posted the results for the amusement of the Internet? A quick Google search of "psychic blackjack" and related terms yields no lulz.

[Brock Windsor]

I found with my own psychic ability I can predict the dealers card value and suit approximately one time in 52....maybe I should be in the psychic biz.

[shadroch]

When given an Ace as a first card,I can mentally steer a ten my way almost one third of the times.

[zengrifter]

Originally Posted by callipygian

Has anyone ever hired a psychic to go to the blackjack tables with them and posted the results for the amusement of the Internet? A quick Google search of "psychic blackjack" and related terms yields no lulz.

Yes. I have used an expert with psychotronic pendulum to preselect my choice of casinos from a list for the day. zg

[N&B]

zg, that just plumb sane of you mate.

[ihate17]

Perhaps you stated it incorrectly but I have great times at blackjack tables with psyco chicks. Sometimes I bring them and sometimes they show up on their own.
Or do I have the topic right?

ihate17

[Licentia]

Originally Posted by callipygian

Has anyone ever hired a psychic to go to the blackjack tables with them and posted the results for the amusement of the Internet? A quick Google search of "psychic blackjack" and related terms yields no lulz.

What would you want the psychic to tell you specifically? How many BlackJacks you are going to get per shoe, or just if it would be a winning session or not? I can't really say that I believe it's possible, cause if it is the psychics would close up their shops and gamble for a living.

Licentia

[callipygian]

Originally Posted by Licentia

I can't really say that I believe it's possible, cause if it is the psychics would close up their shops and gamble for a living.

There's no question that it's not possible. The question is whether enough videotape of such debunking exists for my amusement.

This thread is about gathering entertainment, not gathering information.

[josh3623]

You could hire me for just $1000 plus airfare and lodging, and I will... Wait a second I'm having a premonition... It is coming clear to me... Wait... Wait... DARN, never mind, its clear to me now, you are gonna lose. Oh Well better luck next time.

[blackchipjim]

I have in the past used a form of pyshic energy to pick which table to play at. You may call it karma or anything you like but it is an energy at the table. I just recently played at my favorite casino for the day and ended up going back time and time again to the same table and seat only to win time and time again. Throughout the day I would leave and do other games only to see my spot open up after my breaks. It was like the seat (3rd base) was saying "come back and sit " which I would do time and time again. I only broke one rule which was to wong out at the proper time. It didn't matter because I knew the majority of my hands were winners. To coin a phrase from the wise amphibian "this was my lucky spot". blackchipjim