Nonsense Facts

[zengrifter]

NONSENSE FACTS

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
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>(Now that's more like it!)
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>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
>squirt blood 30 feet. !
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>(O.M.G.!)
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>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
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>(I'm still not over the pig.)
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>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
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>(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
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>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
>its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
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>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
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>(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
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>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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>Butterflies taste with their feet.
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>(Something I always wanted to know.)
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>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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>(Hmmmmmm......)
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>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
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>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
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>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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>(I know some people like that.)
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>Starfish have no brains
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>(I know some people like that too.)
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>Polar bears are left-handed.
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>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
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>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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[aussiecounter]

Aha!

You are wrong for once ZG!

Bonobos (like chimps, but hornier) also have sex for pleasure!

[zengrifter]

Are those the monkeys that do everyone in their family, constantly, non-stop? I know a family like that. zg

[aussiecounter]

I dont know about the family bit, but thats pretty well right. They do it all the time.

[zengrifter]

Oh yea, they are totally incestuos. zg