simple bailout plan for all

[glovesetc]

Anew bailout list today was released . GE { General Electric } the Toronto Dominion Bank and the Provident are now elegible . Pretty soon they can submit a short list - THE ONES NOT INCLUDED!!!! The Gop has lost their mind and Pelosi never had one to lose with her ****ing stimulus check idea again . My new idea is give everybody 2 million dollars that is head of the house . Tax it at 25% and send the balance out . In large bold letters in signing this check you give up any and all rights to welfare , social security, pensions, health care etc . You will have to pay off any debts as well in full such as credit cards , mortgages, personal loans ,and auto loans, motorcycle loans , RV loans , health bills you may owe and any form of debt you have accumulated . You must also buy a health insurance policy that will last you 20 years and pay it up in full . Whatever is left is yours to invest , open a business, or go gamble away and you will also never get another dime from the government for any reason unless a paycheck for working . In signing this please send us a list of all creditors and we will send their checks to them . If you leave any off you will be fined double and the money will be confiscated from your accounts or we will retain the right to sell any and all assets to make the creditor whole . Everybody can be happy then and make all income tax 50% whether a pay check , investment , capital gains ,short or long term etc etc . If you choose not to work you will be sent a bill from the government charging you a usage fee for clean air, fresh water , safe bridges, safe dams, food and drug safety, and a list of 1,986 other things .If you are medically unable to work these may be waived with a Doctors letter and you in a critical care facility. Web cam verification will also be required as well . This way everybody is happy and there is no descrimination as well . Such a nice simple plan !

[zengrifter]

Originally Posted by glovesetc

Such a nice simple plan !

Absolutely. I won't take it - won't need to - there will be so many pigeons with cash! zg

[glovesetc]

Originally Posted by zengrifter

Absolutely. I won't take it - won't need to - there will be so many pigeons with cash! zg

plenty of pidgeons for the plucking the way I see it . We could open up Zen-Glo investments buddy .

[blackchipjim]

I think Black Chip investments has a nice ring to it. cluck cluck,

[Jeff Dubya]

I don't remember who I originally heard offer this idea, but the jist of it was many companies are lining up for cash just because they can... which is the major problem with this kind of government intervention.

The new idea was that if a company got federal dollars to save their company, then the CEO and board of directors should be summarily terminated with no compensation package. Just canned. Because obviously, if they are doing such a poor job running their business that the American taxpayer has to save their asses, that they aren't really doing their job anyhow.

The question was... under this system, how many companies would still want government money?

Makes you wonder...

On another note, I read yesterday that many CEOs of major banking and investment organizations are still receiving massive year end bonuses. How does this work???

[glovesetc]

The dumber you are is a small factor but I think the harder and the faster the stock goes down on your watch the more dinero you get . They want to reward you for being braindead, ignorant, inept, as well as incompetent and they do not want to get sued as well . Their is such thing as a hardship when they leave . They probably have to learn to drive cause their chauffeur does not go with them and the company wants to make sure their former CEO's can still afford the beach house condo, country club dues, golf club memberships,phenomenal health care plans ,dry cleaning free, laundry free, and their catered parties and lavish lifestyle . Without these things their could be PTEFSS {post traumatic executive firing stress syndrome} which is I am sure to be written about shortly even though I just made it up - LMAO! I heard there was going to be a new 85% club for executives. Membership is simple - you had to get huge bonuses and drive the company stock down at least 85% in a year to qualify . The head of the new club will be the CEO who drove the stock down the greatest per centage in less then one year .