"Hey... 'Bob', how ya doing? man it's really late, but then again I'm really a morning person, say, how late are you working tonight? Really? I don't think I could put up with that, you probably have to work weekends too, huh? Man that's rough, so when's 'your Friday'? Oh that's nice, at least it makes it easy to go to the bank or dentist, say, do you also make all of these payout mistakes in my favor on thursdays too?"
See, it's not so hard.