April 5 to 7
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So far a few of my real-life cohorts here on BJinfo,com are going to meet up for a cuppa' java or whatever.
I will be in A.C. again 4 and 8 weeks hence, according to my calendar.
The rest of the time I will be tripping through Nevada and Mississippi.
Those who I have yet to meet can message me here at BJinfo.
To respond to Xur:
There are still a few $5 games to be found in A.C. and a considerable number of $10 games especially on weekday mornings.
Sunday morning finds lots of drunken ploppies tapping the A.T.M. machines, steaming from their having hemorrhaged money, [one $50 bill at a time] all night long, playing progressions), they are glassy-eyed and sometimes violent if provoked.
As far as rooming goes, I have not paid for a room in many years, so I will leave that to others to respond to. I do know that if one has wheels, there are nearby motels that are rather inexpensive during the week. I also imagine that the casinos that are bankrupt will be able to offer a reasonable "casino rate": over the phone. That means calling Tropicana, Hilton, and Resorts.
To respond to 21forme:
Look for someone who is older than dirt from the Mesozoic era, walking stealthily incognito; carrying a dusty potato sack full of small unmarked bills, wearing an aluminum foil kilt and a dayglo Dr. Zeuss hat with 99 dangling vintage (mint condition) Lake Tahoe Keno tickets. His socks are orange silk.
Be sure to approach only from the left and, with hands, visible, use the code phrase: "The Zen Condor has landed." If he spring into action and bludgeons you about the head and neck with a nickel-plated basic strategy plaque, you will know that you have correctly selected me, in spite of my difficult-to-penetrate guise.
If you are mistaken, be prepared to apologize. If the object of your apologia seems confused, you are safe. Sprint for the exit. Otherwise, you have selected a casino security drone decoy and will be instantly injected with 5 c.c of a potassium cyanide solution. You will have less than 12.5 seconds to make peace with your creator, so pray to the spirit of Peter Griffin, who awaits you in paradise, where he deals single deck S17 DAS BJ heads up, dealt to the bottom, and you have infinite credit and are sleeping with the 72 virgin muslim cocktail waitresses that are selected for you each evening on a random rotation and arrive at the door of your penthouse suite with a pefectly chilled bottle of Kristal champagne and two fluted Saworski crystal champagne flutes and a gram of top quality Afghani opiated hashish from.
To respond to Tarzan:
Jane says that she still misses you and your romantic conjugal mumblings about multi-parameter ratios; but she hastened to add that she objects to your teaching the Gordon Ultimate Count to her chimpanzee because he lacks the discipline to stop hurling his feces at the Pit Critters at negative true counts, when he should be focusing on his [surplus/deficit] Ace Adjustments.
So far a few of my real-life cohorts here on BJinfo,com are going to meet up for a cuppa' java or whatever.
I will be in A.C. again 4 and 8 weeks hence, according to my calendar.
The rest of the time I will be tripping through Nevada and Mississippi.
Those who I have yet to meet can message me here at BJinfo.
To respond to Xur:
There are still a few $5 games to be found in A.C. and a considerable number of $10 games especially on weekday mornings.
Sunday morning finds lots of drunken ploppies tapping the A.T.M. machines, steaming from their having hemorrhaged money, [one $50 bill at a time] all night long, playing progressions), they are glassy-eyed and sometimes violent if provoked.
As far as rooming goes, I have not paid for a room in many years, so I will leave that to others to respond to. I do know that if one has wheels, there are nearby motels that are rather inexpensive during the week. I also imagine that the casinos that are bankrupt will be able to offer a reasonable "casino rate": over the phone. That means calling Tropicana, Hilton, and Resorts.
To respond to 21forme:
Look for someone who is older than dirt from the Mesozoic era, walking stealthily incognito; carrying a dusty potato sack full of small unmarked bills, wearing an aluminum foil kilt and a dayglo Dr. Zeuss hat with 99 dangling vintage (mint condition) Lake Tahoe Keno tickets. His socks are orange silk.
Be sure to approach only from the left and, with hands, visible, use the code phrase: "The Zen Condor has landed." If he spring into action and bludgeons you about the head and neck with a nickel-plated basic strategy plaque, you will know that you have correctly selected me, in spite of my difficult-to-penetrate guise.
If you are mistaken, be prepared to apologize. If the object of your apologia seems confused, you are safe. Sprint for the exit. Otherwise, you have selected a casino security drone decoy and will be instantly injected with 5 c.c of a potassium cyanide solution. You will have less than 12.5 seconds to make peace with your creator, so pray to the spirit of Peter Griffin, who awaits you in paradise, where he deals single deck S17 DAS BJ heads up, dealt to the bottom, and you have infinite credit and are sleeping with the 72 virgin muslim cocktail waitresses that are selected for you each evening on a random rotation and arrive at the door of your penthouse suite with a pefectly chilled bottle of Kristal champagne and two fluted Saworski crystal champagne flutes and a gram of top quality Afghani opiated hashish from.
To respond to Tarzan:
Jane says that she still misses you and your romantic conjugal mumblings about multi-parameter ratios; but she hastened to add that she objects to your teaching the Gordon Ultimate Count to her chimpanzee because he lacks the discipline to stop hurling his feces at the Pit Critters at negative true counts, when he should be focusing on his [surplus/deficit] Ace Adjustments.
