Another uh, great invention

[Katweezel]

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Ideal to wear down at the casino, with all your electronic remote gadgets and/or devices attached to your head. Let people know right away what a techno-geek you really are. Back home, you will never waste time searching for various remotes ever again. All in one spot, never to be lost again, right on your head. Except if you lose the whole dam thing itself... or forget where you hid it. Also great if you have toothache or a broken jaw.

[Katweezel]

Easy parking but easy to steal, unless you take it with you, to the shop, the casino. Ideal for wearing your 'remote head' with, so all can see as you move, what a different geek you are.

[Brutus]

Originally Posted by Katweezel

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Ideal to wear down at the casino, with all your electronic remote gadgets and/or devices attached to your head. Let people know right away what a techno-geek you really are. Back home, you will never waste time searching for various remotes ever again. All in one spot, never to be lost again, right on your head. Except if you lose the whole dam thing itself... or forget where you hid it. Also great if you have toothache or a broken jaw.

This device is perfect for young bachelors, who want to demonstrate to potential mates that they wont have to spend any time looking for their remote controls once they are in a serious relationship.



the advantage for would be female is that he will be pushing her button, and not ripping apart the couches frantically searching for the remote.

[Katweezel]

As soon as you finish your course in Taxidermy by reading the book, you'll be ready to catch your first squirrel, kill it and then stuff it. The squirrel lamp is ideal for your bedside table, where it could act as your good luck charm every morning, with a neat name like "Hi Chip... Good morning." Then you get up and start stuffing your hamsters.

[Katweezel]

Good for circus clowns

[Katweezel]

Sideways Bike A Bicycle With A Twist Sideways Bike A Bicycle With A Twist (12 comments) Posted as a Weird Invention on July 16, 2007
In an effort to improve the flexibility of cycling on a regular bike, Michael Killian has invented a bicycle with a distinct twist, quite literally. The sideways bike allows the cyclist to travel sideways rather than straightforward with a more flexible and dynamic approach. All that is required by the cyclist is to convert the traditional left to right balance, to a more complicated front to back balance. All well in theory, but this change is more difficult to adapt to than one would...

[Katweezel]

Where to keep your sharp knives? In a human head, of course.

[Katweezel]

Pulls nails too, er, maybe

[Katweezel]

Cool sausage barbecue invention already invented... A garden rake.

[Katweezel]

Many Russians like sauna or “banya” as it’s being called in Russia. They don’t imagine their next weekend without a visit to such a place together with their friends.
This big demand in Russia for saunas has gave a birth for such a strange device as “The Mobile Sauna”. A four wheel drive truck is a sauna equipped now. It can take you deep inside the Russian woods and you would have your sauna there. Sauna lovers say that there is nothing in the world like jumping right from the hot sauna into the cool waters of a forest lake in some place hundred miles away from civilization...