Pickpocket encounter in AC

[Automatic Monkey]

I walked away from an unpleasant session recently that featured both a small loss and these two ladies that look like they were dressed for church calling me a white 'mofo.' So I walked out to one of the beach bars to see what it's like, and on the walkway this girl in a swimsuit gropes my upper body. Since women usually have their hands all over me, it took me almost a second to realize it wasn't my ultra-masculine body she was interested in, but the contents of a particular pocket.

And I thought my luck was bad! Of all the people in AC in the summer, she picks an AP to try this on. There was no way for me to communicate to this skank-ho both just how unlikely it would be for her to get anything out of that pocket, and how much trouble she would be in if she did get something. So I turned away from her and walked back up onto the Boardwalk.

Just a reminder to all- casino venues attract people who are as bad as we are good, and who target the casino patrons like we target the casinos. Watch out.

[Thunder]

Being an AP,
I would have told her, you chose the wrong person to try and pickpocket. Since you like to try and take money from people, I'll return the favor. You pay me $50 right now or I go to the police.

[SleightOfHand]

Originally Posted by Thunder

Being an AP,
I would have told her, you chose the wrong person to try and pickpocket. Since you like to try and take money from people, I'll return the favor. You pay me $50 right now or I go to the police.

Sounds like blackmail.

[Thunder]

+EV blackmail

[kewljason]

Originally Posted by Automatic Monkey

I walked away from an unpleasant session recently that featured both a small loss and these two ladies that look like they were dressed for church calling me a white 'mofo.' So I walked out to one of the beach bars to see what it's like, and on the walkway this girl in a swimsuit gropes my upper body. Since women usually have their hands all over me, it took me almost a second to realize it wasn't my ultra-masculine body she was interested in, but the contents of a particular pocket.

And I thought my luck was bad! Of all the people in AC in the summer, she picks an AP to try this on. There was no way for me to communicate to this skank-ho both just how unlikely it would be for her to get anything out of that pocket, and how much trouble she would be in if she did get something. So I turned away from her and walked back up onto the Boardwalk.

Just a reminder to all- casino venues attract people who are as bad as we are good, and who target the casino patrons like we target the casinos. Watch out.

Thanx for the reminder AM. I always try to be careful but it never hurts to be reminded.

[creeping panther]

Originally Posted by Automatic Monkey

I walked away from an unpleasant session recently that featured both a small loss and these two ladies that look like they were dressed for church calling me a white 'mofo.' So I walked out to one of the beach bars to see what it's like, and on the walkway this girl in a swimsuit gropes my upper body. Since women usually have their hands all over me, it took me almost a second to realize it wasn't my ultra-masculine body she was interested in, but the contents of a particular pocket.

And I thought my luck was bad! Of all the people in AC in the summer, she picks an AP to try this on. There was no way for me to communicate to this skank-ho both just how unlikely it would be for her to get anything out of that pocket, and how much trouble she would be in if she did get something. So I turned away from her and walked back up onto the Boardwalk.

Just a reminder to all- casino venues attract people who are as bad as we are good, and who target the casino patrons like we target the casinos. Watch out.

Monkey,

Do you always out,, yourself??????

We now know you are WHITE, OUT OF SHAPE, and are a MOFU!

CP

[johndoe]

I hope everyone is using a money belt or something similar to hold their cash.

[Automatic Monkey]

Originally Posted by johndoe

I hope everyone is using a money belt or something similar to hold their cash.

I do, but I have a lot of cash in a pocket too when physically in the casinos because I don't want to have to go down my pants at the table.

[shadroch]

Criminals and homosexuals seem to prey on the weaker amongst us.

[bj bob]

Originally Posted by Automatic Monkey

And I thought my luck was bad! Of all the people in AC in the summer, she picks an AP to try this on. There was no way for me to communicate to this skank-ho both just how unlikely it would be for her to get anything out of that pocket, and how much trouble she would be in if she did get something. So I turned away from her and walked back up onto the Boardwalk.
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Aw shucks, Monk. I wouldn't take all that too seriously. She was just reaching for that banana in your pocket.