Do they have any meaning?

[Katweezel]

UK Enigma: Astonishing Crop Circle Morphs Again
by CROP CIRCLE CONNECTOR

UK Enigma: Astonishing Crop Circle Morphs Again PHASE 1 (June 21,2009)
PHASE 2 (June 26,2009
PHASE 3 (June 30,2009)


A remarkable event has appeared, in two stages over two nights, below the Milk Hill White Horse. Could it represent a navigational tool to another world or dimension? Whatever the enigma that is held within this complex design one has to marvel at this creation. (Other examples below

[Brutus]

take my word for it. these farmers have wayyyyy too much time on their hands.
they draw up plans, then mark it out in the field at night, and cut.
wheres the extra cut grass from all that? they dont want it to go to waste, so they bale it up and use it or sell.
these cats just love the headlines that roll in while they enjoy Katweezel's old #9.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqH9w...layer_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNY3_00p180&NR=1

[Katweezel]

[QUOTE=Brutus;139823]take my word for it. these farmers have wayyyyy too much time on their hands.
they draw up plans, then mark it out in the field at night, and cut.
wheres the extra cut grass from all that? they dont want it to go to waste, so they bale it up and use it or sell.
these cats just love the headlines that roll in while they enjoy Katweezel's old #9.


Did Popcorn smoke pot while he brewed moonshine? I enjoyed his factory and processes. There is something very sacred and profound watching a man religiously perform his chosen religious duties. What attention to detail, hidden away in the bush, just like bush potgrowers! Popcorn lives!

As for crop circles, most of these appear overnight, or over a couple of nights. It's very difficult I should imagine marking out such intricate lines during the daytime when English people are doing what they do best, spy on others' farms, and then all that precise cutting, in the dark, well they must all be of the farmer-genius type. I've put the White Horse thing up which is from a nearby area, while I enjoy a #9 jar.
Salute! Pop...



The White Horse

The White Horse is a famous landmark that was probably cut into the chalk about 400 years ago, but its appearance has changed over time.

WHITE HORSEThe White Horse © English Heritage Local records from 1742 suggest that the horse was originally cut in the late 1600s, probably to commemorate the supposed Battle of Ethandun, thought to have taken place at Bratton Camp in AD 878.

In the 17th century, it had become popular to commemorate these supposed Saxon battle victories over the pagan Danes with white horses, in celebration of the belief that the Saxons had brought Christianity to Britain.

The tradition probably derived from the mistaken belief that the Uffington White Horse in Oxfordshire had been created in Saxon times to celebrate such a victory.


Cut into the chalk, the horse originally had to be scoured regularly to keep it white. The last recorded scouring took place in 1853. In the late 1950s, the horse was preserved by covering it in white-painted concrete.

[Brutus]

I like the white horse.

heres some instruction on how to make cropcircles
http://science.howstuffworks.com/crop-circle5.htm

[Katweezel]

Originally Posted by Brutus

I like the white horse.

heres some instruction on how to make cropcircles
http://science.howstuffworks.com/crop-circle5.htm

Right, I got the instructions down pat already. So some of these Poms have got nothing better to do than trickery during the night, for 5 hours. Ok I go with the nutty Pom idea, but secretly, I still have the little green leprechauns doin a few, and combining teamwork with the odd UFO fleet, and some English Fairies. They are all so much more exciting than that boring team of tricksters!

[Brutus]

Originally Posted by Katweezel

Right, I got the instructions down pat already. So some of these Poms have got nothing better to do than trickery during the night, for 5 hours. Ok I go with the nutty Pom idea, but secretly, I still have the little green leprechauns doin a few, and combining teamwork with the odd UFO fleet, and some English Fairies. They are all so much more exciting than that boring team of tricksters!

I agree with the boredom part.

when are these cats gonna draw naked ladies in the fields?

[Katweezel]

This is another world riddle that I am very pleased to divulge I had some small part in solving. This monolith rock was named Ayers Rock, after a wandering hobo called Ayers 'found' it. It never belonged to him. Nowadays, it is called 'Uluru' which is Aboriginal for... Ayers Rock. Anyway, I dug up through the desert archives and spent many a long drinking session with the likes of Crocodile Dundee, Harry Warthog, Lasseters Last Stand, Beery Dave and various other ratbags before I finally settled down to some serious study. Here is the bottom line...

This rock was transported some 2000 miles from a mystery site, on logs pulled by a big team of bullocks, kangaroos, camels, elephants, tractors and donkeys. It was all done by my ancient ancestors as a salute to their catchcry which is still heard among my kin to this day: We did it because WE CAN. (The same reason why the pyramids were erected in Egypt.) I am proud of my log heritage. I'm now suggesting the tribe who now owns Uluru (and charge an arm and a leg to walk up the damn thing) paint it white, like the English Horses, to attract more Japanese and Chinese tourists who like watching frill-neck lizards. BTW there is a nearby casino within a relatively short drive, which is not owned nor run by the tribe.