What's the craziest thing you've seen at the table that didn't involve playing BJ?

C'mon, I know some of you have spent enough time in casinos to have seen some really strange/funny stuff! Aside from actual play, what is the funniest thing you've seen someone do at a table?

I have no good stories - but I'm hoping you do.

In vegas a few years back, I saw a woman lose a hand, grab her bet off the table and run. Needless to say, security put a big ugly 86 on her before she got 15 steps.

Tit Man climbing up and dancing on a LIVE craps table as a diversion; while the rest of the team was installing a cooler at a BJ table on the other side of the casino.

A fellow forum member hole carding 3CP by laying his head on the table.

Bad Monkey!

Was that when ZG pretended to be drunk and pass out in his own vomit? Quite an elaborate holecarding maneuver! :grin::whip:

No, but daddybo hit the nail on the head.

you guys are too funny.

i gotta BASH w/ u cats.

~sharky

You mean the monkey on the head? :laugh:

Bad Bad Monkey!!!! Any sharp casino personnel would automatically be on his ass in 2 seconds! :laugh:

Well I'm not sure where to begin..... I've seen so many crazy acts I'm not sure I can remember them all. There was the guy who would curse at the dealer saying f you every time he lost a hand. He was betting $50/hand so they let him stay on for a while but then eventually when the dealer complained enough they booted him. There was the guy who would scream like a banshee every time he got BJ to the point where everyone in the casino could hear him despite him only betting $15/hand. I saw a drunk woman ask a dealer if he'd marry her after she got a few winning hands. I saw a drunk guy continually ask a dealer out telling he'd take good care of her and blah blah blah. The dealer just smiled and kept dealing.

Saw a guy one time wearing a baseball style hat. On the front of the hat was imprinted "Silver Star Recipient" I'm like-why does this guy need to advertise to the world in general that he received a silver star award?:joker:

I saw a guy sitting between two slot machines in a wheelchair. He had stolen a pair of tongs from the buffet, and was using it to reach so he could hit the button on two slot machines without having to move.

I saw an old guy at the buffet ratholing dozens of butter packets. I have no idea why.

I've had a guy try to get me to get cash for him from a stolen credit card.

haha love these

These are :laugh: describing the vagaries of the human mind. Regarding the tongs, I hope they had some spare tongs back at the buffet. The butter packets may have added to his collection of various, in his refrigerator. :grin:
As for the stolen credit card, I wonder how that story ended for him? :grin: The casino beat goes on...

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I wonder where he stole the wheelchair? :laugh:

It was a silver star on his forehead in first grade for successfully spelling citisen,,er..something like that.

Cooler

Tit Man climbing up and dancing on a LIVE craps table as a diversion; while the rest of the team was installing a cooler at a BJ table on the other side of the casino.
Did this happen recently?