A dealer watches, amazed, as a chimp sits down at his blackjack table, the beast’s handler in tow. He clears his throat and explains, “I’m sorry sir, only humans are allowed at these tables.” The animal handler snorts, “Chimpy the Chimp knows more about blackjack than most humans. He has all the hand signals down. He taps when he wants a hit, waves his hand over the cards when he wants to stand, and matches his bet on a split or double!” The dealer looks confused and asks, “What does it mean when he waves both hands wildly in the air like that?” The handler blinks, then mutters, “It means he just peed on your leg.:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
