The never ending blackjack adventure.

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A man parks his car and gets into the elevator of the casino parking garage......

Takes a leak in the lot because he's been driving so long without a stop. :joker:

...as the gentle waft of stale urine caress his nostrils, he knows other AP's have been here before...

while in the elevator, the stench of cigarette smoke, flatulence and vomit reminds him why he hates to ride elevators.

he notices an unfinished pastry on the floor at only 20% penetration. most of it still in its package!

He looks down and quickly reminds himself that what could certainly be his package, and the penetration of soft buns, is not what has made him come....

Then the elevator reaches the casino floor and he goes in

and notices that his favorite pit is cutting deep 80% pen.

The only table with just 2 players are two 300# red necks sprawled over the seats in an attempt to prevent anyone from joining.

He accepts the perfect opportunity to back-count and hovers amid the stench to wait for his magic number.

the count soars, he takes a seat at 3rd base and lays some cash on the felt...only to hear one of the rednecks say "uh, you ain't fixin' to get in til the end of the shoe, are you!"

He pulls out a can of skoal straight, packs a lipper and says, "I'm sure you won't mind partner".

"as I got Mr. Mossberg waitin' out in the car" (Mossberg=shotgun manufacturer)

He drops down a green similar to the color of the redneck's tooth and draws a pair of aces.

He splits those Aces and draws two more Aces and the ploppie next to him says...

"Don't do that!!! You'll take the dealer's bust card!!!!"

Re-splitting aces won't save him this time. He gets 17 or less on all four hands.

He spits the chaw onto the floor and wanders off into the high limit room.

he stops and empties a giant backpack full of 25 dollar denomination chips into a nearby craps table and begins sorting out the chips that are valid at this casino before he buys in at the next table.

Then he bets everything on the dont pass and roots for a seven out