Angry Ploppy Explodes

[Tree]

So back about a year ago, I was playing at Lac Leamy (Casino de Hull) in Hull Quebec. I was sitting at 1st base with a young asian girl (about 22 max) sitting at 3rd.

I started off playing 2x15 bets and was winning consistently for most of the shoe...what a run of luck! The asian girl, however, was not having as good a run; she had lost all but one hand, including a push on her BJ when she refused even money against dealer's A. On that hand in particular, I decided to insure and was happy to get my money back, only to notice her glaring at me when the hand was over. I let it slide and moved on.

Now, I wasn't going out of my way to keep track of the count, but I knew that it was sitting roughly around +15 with what looked like 3 decks in the discard rack, so I started betting $50 on each hand. Sure enough, as soon as I started doing this, I got two BJ...she got a 13 vs dealer 9. At this time, I could hear her say in slightly higher volume than talking voice "of course you win and I lose". I smiled and went back to playing.

This next hand...was pure BS. I got one suited BJ and two suited 7's. Having played the 1$ side bet, I just won 100$ from the 7's hand, and $75 from the blackjack PLUS a free buffet for two coupon that was part of the promotion that week for getting suited blackjack. The ploppy exploded.

She started yelling at the top of her lungs saying "He is cheating! He is cheating and making me lose on purpose! Get him out of here he's f****ing cheating!" This went on for about 5 minutes until security finally came to get her. The nice thing about Lac Leamy is they don't believe you can count with 8 decks, so they just laugh at such things. They apologized to me for the incident and gave me another buffet coupon.

[Koz1984]

Ahhhhhhhhh, the ploppy. A somewhat irritated beast that can never find peace. I have found many in their natural habitat, and they've always got something on their mind that they need to get off their chest, because, as many of you are well aware, they know what is best. Hit on soft 18, and this might happen...

[creeping panther]

What see needed, and really wanted,,,was for you to give her a nasty spanking.

CP

[Tree]

Originally Posted by creeping panther

What see needed, and really wanted,,,for for you to give her a nasty spanking.

CP

You made me choke on my red bull, good sir.

[Dyepaintball12]

22-year old Asian chick? Coupon to the buffet for two?

Sounds like a winning combination to me!

[kewljason]

Originally Posted by Dyepaintball12

22-year old Asian chick? Coupon to the buffet for two?

Sounds like a winning combination to me!

Get a big table, Dye.

[Automatic Monkey]

Originally Posted by Dyepaintball12

22-year old Asian chick? Coupon to the buffet for two?

Sounds like a winning combination to me!

Useful word of the day:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/miscegenation

[Tree]

I would respond to your post, AM, but I am too turned on by kewljason's image.

[Friendo]

Originally Posted by Koz1984

Ahhhhhhhhh, the ploppy. A somewhat irritated beast that can never find peace. I have found many in their natural habitat...

I once thought I understood America. I know people in blue states and red states, and, gosh, I read tons of concerned editorials about the cultural divisions in this country. Plus, I am a long-time fan of watching politicians pander to the biggest idiots - it gives me a laugh or two.
Nothing prepared me for the ploppy: where do these people come from?

I don't even live in the same world as these animals. It never would have occurred to me, even as a child, that the guy next to me doubling his 7 against a 5 should be anything but a subject of clinically detached amusement on my part. The thought that his play could affect my fortunes would never have crossed my mind.

Recently I wonged out of a shoe. The scrap of trailer trash who had been whining about my inconsistent hitting/standing on my 16s jumped from her seat and told everyone, "I'm taking over at first base."

What puts these ideas in people's heads? Everyone else can hit their hard 17s and split their fives as much is humanly possible, and it won't bother me one bit.

It's as if they're a different species.

[Tree]

I think the best is when you play one to three hands depending on the count and whenever you change your number of hands people start whining about you messing up the flow of the cards.

If dealer busts, everyone is happy; if not then $&!?$!$&@&$$&$&$!@@&?!?%#* etc erupts from their mouths.