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Old November 29th, 2011, 12:47 AM
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Default Man arrested at CERN, claims he is from the future.

I am here for sara connor

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A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
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Old November 29th, 2011, 02:50 AM
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said Mr Cole "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

I am here for your Kit-kats

Its a kit-kat conspiracy.

We must destroy all the kit-kats jack black.

"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered".

Sound like someone traveled back in time to pick him up and tell him, "no yu idiot, not 2011, 1911. You cant kill the kit-kat inventor if he is already dead. You know what is going to happen when we get back, your gonna get your arms chopped off and replaced with nanobot kit-kat arms, you will be starved and forced to eat your arms. Hows that for a communist chocolate hellhole."
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Old November 29th, 2011, 08:54 AM
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I applaud anyone claiming to be from the future.
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Old November 29th, 2011, 09:09 AM
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Do the Dew. Give me a break, kit-kats communist nightmare. When will we hear from the 12 automatic monkeys on how Cole escaped from his cell. Maybe Eloi was just trying to get away from the flesh eating Mohrlochs. They just can't stomach kit-kats. Someone has been watching too much sci-fi. I just wish I knew whether it was Eloi Cole or me.
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Old November 29th, 2011, 11:15 AM
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The technology is still in its infancy. I find it very difficult to watch a shoe play out, then return to the future and back again to just before the start of the shoe. It can be done, but there is a lot of luck involved, especially since the utmost importance must be placed on the geographic location of places no longer in existence, year, month and day, and safe re-materialization, above and beyond the exact positioning behind a particular table in a casino that no longer even exists.
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The technology is still in its infancy.
No, its not. Its fully developed.

And it appears that his mission was accomplished, yes?
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Old November 29th, 2011, 04:34 PM
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No, its not. Its fully developed.

And it appears that his mission was accomplished, yes?

We are still here, are we not?
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Old November 29th, 2011, 04:37 PM
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Do you think they have April Fools' Day in the future?
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Old November 29th, 2011, 04:52 PM
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I ran into Holger Back Nielson in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. we got on the subject of string theory and after he smoked up, assured me that "its no bullshit man".

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The baguette came from the future.
 

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