Skunk As a Drunk

[Brutus]

How to stay hammered until 2007
By ELLEN GRILEY



Not so much “feeling” the holidays this year? Prefer to stay numb to all that hustle and bustle, that popcorn garland and choo-choo train business? Hate getting gifts and want it to be 2007, like, tomorrow? Complain no more: just shut up and drink, already. Look, no one loves everything about the holidays, but alcohol does wonders when it comes to sprucing up the world around you. Everything sucks less when you’re plastered, and to help get you—and keep you—that way, I consulted Johnny Sampson, a bartender at Memphis Santora in Santa Ana. Read on for his snockered solutions to the most nightmarish of holiday circumstances.

http://www.ocweekly.com/features/fea...a-drunk/26324/

[ScottH]

Originally Posted by Brutus

How to stay hammered until 2007
By ELLEN GRILEY



Not so much “feeling” the holidays this year? Prefer to stay numb to all that hustle and bustle, that popcorn garland and choo-choo train business? Hate getting gifts and want it to be 2007, like, tomorrow? Complain no more: just shut up and drink, already. Look, no one loves everything about the holidays, but alcohol does wonders when it comes to sprucing up the world around you. Everything sucks less when you’re plastered, and to help get you—and keep you—that way, I consulted Johnny Sampson, a bartender at Memphis Santora in Santa Ana. Read on for his snockered solutions to the most nightmarish of holiday circumstances.

http://www.ocweekly.com/features/fea...a-drunk/26324/

Yeah, it's always fun when you're plastered at the time, but not so much the next day! That's why I couldn't get drunk all the time, that wouldn't be all that fun...

[Brutus]

Yeah, it's always fun when you're plastered at the time, but not so much the next day!

that's what beer is for!

here's some of the 86 rules of boozing
by Frank Rich

#9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
#12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
#20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
#55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.




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