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Old February 14th, 2007, 01:06 PM
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Default So I'm at the gas station
Go into the restroom and there's this sign with a few segments instructing one how to wash your hands,the sign being held in place with duct tape.

Someone had written on the tape: "what the f--k is the world coming to when they have to put up an illustration showing people how to wash their f-----g hands?"

The more you think about it the funnier it gets-but then it REALLY makes you think.
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Old February 14th, 2007, 01:09 PM
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What would be even funnier is a sign saying:

Employees must wash hands before pumping gas.
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Old February 14th, 2007, 01:16 PM
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Go into the restroom and there's this sign with a few segments instructing one how to wash your hands,the sign being held in place with duct tape.

Someone had written on the tape: "what the f--k is the world coming to when they have to put up an illustration showing people how to wash their f-----g hands?"

The more you think about it the funnier it gets-but then it REALLY makes you think.
Next there will be a sign beside the toilet describing the proper method for... zg
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Old February 14th, 2007, 03:12 PM
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If you gents think that is funny, I really recommend the movie idiocracy! It is hilarious!!
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Old February 14th, 2007, 03:33 PM
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If you gents think that is funny, I really recommend the movie idiocracy! It is hilarious!!
"Hi-larry-us?" That's a pretty big word. Stop talkin' all queer! (joke from the movie)

I went to high school in Virginia where racism and homophobia were often mistaken for humor. And yes, some of the buildings were held together with rope! That movie really rang true with me.

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Old February 14th, 2007, 05:47 PM
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We live in a world where people are paying for bottled water and they are not in the desert-so they need an illustration to wash the hands?
What freakin' GOOMBAHS!
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Old February 14th, 2007, 09:54 PM
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If you gents think that is funny, I really recommend the movie idiocracy! It is hilarious!!
Idiocracy would have been soooo much funnier if it wasn't so frickin' true.

Watering plants with gatorade...

because it's got electrolytes...

it's what plants want.

because its got electroylytes

it's what plants want

because it's got electrolytes...

but in all seriousness....

How many years do you think we are away from the TV show "Ouch! My Balls!?"
 

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