FractalClump...

zengrifter

zengrifter

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...the greatest voodoo ever. zg
World Gaming News

Top Gambling Experts Form New Company
to Assault Casinos

By ['zengrifter']
(Originally published at rec.blackjack October '99)

Gambling Newswire, Oct. 23, 1999, Atlantic City, NJ - The legalized casino industry was dealt a severe blow today with the announcement that two of the most feared expert gamblers/researchers in the world have joined forces. Ron "Boris" Fitch and Doug Grant™ have formed Fractals R Us Publishing™ and have simultaneously announced a breakthrough in the development of winning systems for table games.

Grant, best known as the most successful winning blackjack player and team organizer in the history of casino gaming has also been a tireless champion against casino cheating and bogus sellers of worthless card-counting systems. Fitch, who prefers to be called Boris, is the developer of the top-rated blackjack simulation software of the same name.

"Until now, players of blackjack and other table games were at the mercy of a RICO conspiracy between the casinos and the pathetic conmen system hustlers," says Grant, "this changes everything!" he gleefully exclaims.

"I have found a worthy partner and a brilliant associate," proclaimed Boris, "now will be the beginning of a new era in science-advantage gambling!"

Unveiled at a press conference held at the Claridge Resort and Casino on the beautiful Atlantic City Boardwalk was the new collaborative FractalClump™ ‘RadiatingBias® blackjack system,’ a first ever focused-distillation of the combined genius of the two brilliant game-strategists. "Counting doesn’t work, as I have emphasized for years," Grant continued, "the casino game of blackjack is non-linear, but thru the relatively simple application of our patented fractal algorithm, Fractalrithm® players can predetermine the winning table for play and preset the amount that they desire to win."

"FractalClump™ is a most amazing discovery, and based upon the highest universal pattern," Boris went on to elaborate, "it is unlike anything ever devised for winning at casino table games and will have devastating effects on the gaming industry even as it benefits mankind as a whole."

Also present was Donald Trump, owner of The Claridge. "I am so excited about what this will mean to the customers that play at my casinos that I have decided to give the system to every player who stays at a Trump resort." "Yes," the darling Donald continued, "our casinos will lose money to every player who utilizes the easy to learn FractalClump™ system, BUT we will make it up in action!" The ever-smiling Donald proclaimed this new alignment with the noteworthy system scientists to be "a huge victory and win-win-win for all involved - players, Trump shareholders, and me of course."

Originally incorporated as 2+2=Uh? Publishing, the name was changed last week to reflect the company's new direction.

Also present, and indicative of the huge collaborative effort that lead to the fractal-gambling breakthrough, were the key board members of the Fractals R Us Publishing™ unit, Jerry Patterson, E. Clifton Davis, Ronald Dahl, David Popik, and the chair of the company’s advisory board, Dr. Morton Jacobs.

"The day of the FractalClumpers has arrived!" explains the company’s press secretary, Thomas Bolick, as Boris and Grant hold each other's hand high in a traditional victory stance to a bursting array of photoflash.

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Fractalrithm® players can predetermine the winning table for play and preset the amount that they desire to win."

Wow, no legimate counting system offers that... I'm sold!

Also present was Donald Trump, owner of The Claridge. "I am so excited about what this will mean to the customers that play at my casinos that I have decided to give the system to every player who stays at a Trump resort." "Yes," the darling Donald continued, "our casinos will lose money to every player who utilizes the easy to learn FractalClump™ system, BUT we will make it up in action!"

Haha, sounds like Trump knows that it's BS. He's "conceding" he will lose money, but he knows he is really giving away a system that will just increase his profits. Nice.
 
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Inventor Sues over Gambling System
(originally published at rec.blackjack)

by [zengrifter]
Special Gaming Correspondent

Reuters 10/26/99, ATLANTIC CITY, Documents were filed in NJ State Court
today alleging fraud, theft, and racketeering against Douglas Grant,
the Fractals R Us Publishing Company, and others (see story 10/22/99).

"I will fight to the death!" proclaimed Thurstle Mullins on the steps
of the State Courthouse late this morning. The suit claims that it was
Mullins who made the casino-shaking discovery that provides the basis
for FractalClump™.

The documents allege that a co-conspirator, Thomas Bolick, posed for
2 years in a Mullins sponsored Internet practice and
research group as a participant known only as "Grampy." It was during
this period that Bolick, posing as Grampy, gained the confidence of
Mullins and stole the industry shattering algorithms that Mullins was
in the process of developing and patenting, the documents allege.

"This was my life's work," bemoaned Mullins, a high school drop-out
with a penchant for unorthodox mathematics, "I have followed in the
footsteps of great thinkers of the past, men like Tesla, Galileo, and
Liebniz and they too had their problems!"

"Fractalrithm® will change the world as we know it, I will not lose my
bid for immortality!" decrees Mullins.

The Mullins suit seeks damages in the amount of $200 million and a jury
trial. At press time defendants Grant and Bolick were unavailable for
comment. Another defendant, Harvey J. Cohen Ph.D., who also worked
secretly with Mullins, apparently not wanting to risk his credibility
within the so-called 'card counters' community, was asked to respond to
the litigative charges, to which he replied via email "ROTFLOL!"

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