Media Discovers Gov't Fat Farms

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SECRET FAT FARMS DISCOVERED BY FEDS
By STEVE RUTGERS

BOISE, Idaho —The Food and Drug Institute of America has uncovered evidence of a shocking plot perpetrated by the health food industry.

"We've discovered dozens of secret farms scattered across the country," said FDIA investigator Frank Palmer. "Their purpose is to grow and harvest just one product: fat!

“My undercover sources have ascertained that these farms are growing fat in huge tubs, like living taffy,” Palmer said. “For the past two years they have been secretly injecting home-grown lard into cattle and cow milk — all the processed foods consumed by the American people.” But why would the health food industry be running such an operation?

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[zengrifter]

Ahh, the Weekly World News - one of the most important investigative journals on the planet! zg