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My Acid Trip with Groucho
This article is a hoot! zg
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The Psychedelic Shakespeare Solution
Presents
My Acid Trip with Groucho
See the Sacred Word and Win $100
by Paul Krassner
(article originally appeared in High Times Magazine, Feb 1981
reprinted here with kind permission from Paul Krassner)
" Always stay in your own movie."-Ken Kesey
If you take the name of a certain former vice president, Spiro Agnew, and scramble the letters around, you can rearrange it to spell out Grow A Penis. Such appropriateness can give your boundaries of coincidence permanent stretch marks. After all, when Sen. Charles Goodell came out against the war in Vietnam, it was Agnew who called him "the Christine Jorgensen (the first famous transsexual) of the Republican Party "- thus equating military might with the mere presence of a cock.
Years ago, when Mike Wallace interviewed me for "60 Minutes" and asked about the difference between the underground press and the mainstream media, I told him about the above anagram and said, "The difference is that I could print that in The Realist, but it'll be edited out of this program."
My prediction was accurate, so naturally I took an immediate vow never to appear on any TV show again unstoned. Which in turn explains why eating magic mushrooms was practically a prerequisite for my being interviewed by Tom Snyder.
...more - http://www.sirbacon.org/4membersonly/groucho.htm
Last edited by zengrifter; July 2nd, 2007 at 03:06 PM.
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