Biker's penis hit by lightning

[Gordon Gekko]

I couldn't resist.... gg


A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.

Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

[ihate17]

Sounds like this story could be used to base a porn/scfi movie on. Normal guy gets hit in groin area by lightening and turns into Dickman.
Kind of like what happens when you are bitten by a radioactive spider but here most of the action will be in bed.
A new superhero is born.

Of course there needs to be some kind of disclaimer at the end bringing it to your attention that trying to imitate this procedure (trying to get hit by lightening) can be dangerous to your health.

ihate17

[Brutus]

Sounds like this story could be used to base a porn/scfi movie on.

sounds like a weiner!

how about ...

"Nagzilla vs. the Electric Eel"
shocking thriller in 3D
for adults over 21

[zengrifter]

So technically his dick wasn't hit by lightening, lightening shot out of it. zg