Haha this is one of my funny story, so hold on.
1)I play at Montréal casino. In this casino, one can bet on another hand.
Okay, here's what happened. A woman was bidding on my hand, and bidded MUCH more than me (she put 50$ on my 10$ bet). I get 8 vs dealer 5, high count, so naturally I double down. She becomes very pissed and calls me a loser.
Guess what I get? A 2. Next card is a 10, of course. And the dealer ends with 17. The woman is pissed. She calls me by all the names. And no, the dealer doesn't do anything. Actually, they
call her by her first name. Lol.
So, she insults me, stupid ****ing asshole, I should be hung by my balls (Yeah, she said that),bla bla bla... I'm the gentle little guy, so I don't answer. But the cards have been bad, and I'm starting to feel pissed. I decide to get my revenge.
A few hands later, she puts a 75$ bet on my 10$ bet. I am dealt 20 vs dealer 8. She looks quite happy, so I turn back, watch her in the eye, and give her an wink.
"Hit me" I say.
"Wha?" says the dealer.
"WHAT THE **** YOU'RE DOING YOU GOT 20" says the lady"
"HIT... ME".
But the dealer doesn't. The lady is now crying all over the table and tries to push me from the table. Visibly, the dealer doesn't want to piss off Mr. Bitch. The pit boss comes and ask what's the problem. He finally agree and say that according to the rules, she is bound to my decisions.
"Hit me."
I bust. She starts yelling. Everyone at the table looks at me like a ****ing moron. But I'm laughing inside. So hard. The bitch calls it theft. AND SHE TRIES TO GET HER CHIPS BACK FROM THE TABLE. You won't believe what happened next: THE CASINO LET HER HAVE HER CHIPS BACK, BUT NOT MINE. That's right, she just took her 100$ back and they take my 10$! They say it is a "credit to a loyal customer" or some other bullshit AND THEY WON'T GIVE ME ANYTHING.
Well, I guess I got taught a lesson. Was still fun to watch her cry thought. Seriously, that's ****ed up. On a hand I would say I won't ever play there again, but I won so much...
PS: Please keep in mind I really didn't care about 10 ****ing dollars, and that I wanted to avenge myself from her calling me names.