Please help me form a right wing blog

[AnIrishmannot2brite]

Not kidding actually. While the mere concept is disgusting there's just way too much money waiting on the ground for me to ignore the concept.

Many years ago I worked as a commissioned employee to a long since defunct fringe GOP enterprise. NONE of the money went to the party at all. Made a decent living for a couple years and even helped put my first wife through college.

Well that same kind of dough is just sitting there waiting to be picked up. I can see boiler rooms from sea to shining sea pitching the "Stop Hillary". Then giving half the money to the phone solicitor and the other half to the Sierra Club.

Just mention Hillary Clinton and these knuckle dragging cretins will open their wallets fast.

As described I admit the concept is probably a criminal scam, but a darn good idea. There might be a way to mildly buffer the enterprise to make it legal. Things like sending a pittance to the GOP while pocketing the difference.

Anyway back in the Late 1970's this is what i did. Oddly telephone solicitors are some of the nicest people you will ever meet. Forget about what you've heard. We had grandmas, college students, hot chix with piercings and ordinary middle class types looking for night work.

I had a lot of freaky wing nut clients on my sucker list. It's not for the faint of heart. Sort of the desperate job you take after getting out of alcohol rehab. In my case I was just an out of work musician. My boss allowed me to drink beer on the job. I sold more that way. Paid well enough too. One guy I called would sit and rail against Blacks, Gays, Latinos, Chinese for twenty full minutes. Then he'd give me his credit card number and I'd make about a hundred bucks for the call. Not bad cake for 1980.

And it's just a waitin' to be pilfered right now. I say it's a great way to create JOBS, develop speaking and other work skills while keeping hard cash AWAY from the real GOP candidates.

Wish i was still doing it at times...

[moo321]

Doesn't sound ethical, or legal. My best guess is that you could set up some sort of PAC (political action committee) or incorporate as a non-profit. DEFINITELY, you'll need a lot of good legal advice.

Not saying that there isn't a potentially profitable opportunity here, you just need to a lot of research before you even consider this feasible.

[zengrifter]

Originally Posted by moo321

Not saying that there isn't a potentially profitable opportunity here, you just need to a lot of research before you even consider this feasible.

Sounds feasible to me. zg

[aslan]

Originally Posted by AnIrishmannot2brite

I had a lot of freaky wing nut clients on my sucker list.

They'd have to be nuts if you ask me (and I know a few of them). How can any sane human being identify themselves as either right wing or left wing? Real human beings are a mixture of liberal and consevative ideas/philosophy/ causes/etc. And they are right dab in the middle on some issues. Ordinarily I would say that your proposal is unethical, but you might actually be doing a community service to get money out of the hands kooks on either side before they use it to do something really harmful.

[AnIrishmannot2brite]

Originally Posted by aslan

Ordinarily I would say that your proposal is unethical, but you might actually be doing a community service to get money out of the hands kooks on either side before they use it to do something really harmful.

Well the kooks on the right eclipse anything I've seen on the "left".

There is no left or right when it comes to the TRUTH. You have the lying liars and the truth. There is no "middle ground".

My proposal would be "unethical" the way that the mythical Robin Hood was illegal. I believe that the current GOP is a criminal system. That while legal in the minds of many it is illegal against the spirit of humanity and the Earth itself.

So any method short of extortion and coercion that helps the GOP's rank and file part with their ill gotten funds is fine with me.

[Automatic Monkey]

How about instead you target all the heterosexual white males who are planning to vote for Hitlery Clinton?

It shouldn't take very long!

But in general, don't be silly. The typical Republican voter has a 4-year college degree. The largest educational demographic which supports the Democrat Party is "did not finish high school," and those are the ones easily duped by promises of free lunches. Every 4 years I make a medium-sized hard money contribution directly to the campaign of my favorite Republican in the primaries and a large one to that of the Republican candidate. I contribute enough where I get to have dinner with Republican big shots and spend 5 minutes with the candidate himself. Everyone there with me is wearing a >$500 suit and has a college degree and has a guy like you emptying the trash pails at his office.

So, lots of luck scamming us!

[beat320]

Originally Posted by Automatic Monkey

How about instead you target all the heterosexual white males who are planning to vote for Hitlery Clinton?

It shouldn't take very long!

But in general, don't be silly. The typical Republican voter has a 4-year college degree. The largest educational demographic which supports the Democrat Party is "did not finish high school," and those are the ones easily duped by promises of free lunches. Every 4 years I make a medium-sized hard money contribution directly to the campaign of my favorite Republican in the primaries and a large one to that of the Republican candidate. I contribute enough where I get to have dinner with Republican big shots and spend 5 minutes with the candidate himself. Everyone there with me is wearing a >$500 suit and has a college degree and has a guy like you emptying the trash pails at his office.

So, lots of luck scamming us!

so did you get your statistics from a pamphlet handed out at one of those republican money pits..err i mean fund raisers?

(taken from http://www.watchblog.com/democrats/archives/005153.html)
Last election:
RED STATES
Total Number Over 25 - 97,180,000

Total Number H/S Grads- 80,801,000
Total Percentage H/S Grads- 83.145%

Total Number College Grads- 24,229,000
Total Percentage College Grads- 24.932%

BLUE STATES
Total Number Over 25- 91,201,000

Total Number H/S Grads- 78,345,000
Total Percentage H/S Grads- 85.903%

Total Number College Grads- 27,522,000
Total Percentage College Grads- 30.177%

"It is interesting also to note that red states occupy the bottom 10 places in the state ranking, and only 2 of the top 10 (Colorado, of course, bucked the national trend by voting for Democratic control of both its House and Senate, while still inexplicably voting for Bush- and Colorado has by far the largest percentage of graduates, at 45.7%, some 9% of Hawaii at #2)"


Did you ever think for a second that the reason every guy at your sit down with a candidate is wearing a >$500 suit and has a college degree because they "contribute enough where they get to have dinner with republican big shots and spend 5 minutes with the candidate himself"?

[AnIrishmannot2brite]

Originally Posted by beat320

so did you get your statistics from a pamphlet handed out at one of those republican money pits..err i mean fund raisers?

(taken from http://www.watchblog.com/democrats/archives/005153.html)
Last election:
RED STATES
Total Number Over 25 - 97,180,000

Total Number H/S Grads- 80,801,000
Total Percentage H/S Grads- 83.145%

Total Number College Grads- 24,229,000
Total Percentage College Grads- 24.932%

BLUE STATES
Total Number Over 25- 91,201,000

Total Number H/S Grads- 78,345,000
Total Percentage H/S Grads- 85.903%

Total Number College Grads- 27,522,000
Total Percentage College Grads- 30.177%

"It is interesting also to note that red states occupy the bottom 10 places in the state ranking, and only 2 of the top 10 (Colorado, of course, bucked the national trend by voting for Democratic control of both its House and Senate, while still inexplicably voting for Bush- and Colorado has by far the largest percentage of graduates, at 45.7%, some 9% of Hawaii at #2)"


Did you ever think for a second that the reason every guy at your sit down with a candidate is wearing a >$500 suit and has a college degree because they "contribute enough where they get to have dinner with republican big shots and spend 5 minutes with the candidate himself"?

Yeah it never takes long to fact check a typical republican talking point. Almost always they are twisted truths or outright lies.

We've seen these before on political websites. The GOP rank & file feel really insecure about their scholastic achievements. So they've invented "statistics" showing an "educated GOP electorate". "Stupid does as stupid will" to quote Forrest Gump.

Their stats are always rubbish. Just like their lies like "we just need another six months in Iraq" (repeated every six months), and their favorite "Cut taxes" while borrowing money from future generations in order to pay for todays oil wars.

There are no successful conservative political and economic systems. Not in the long run. Cronyism, kickbacks, corruption and even widespread pedophilia is common to conservative governments.

Our local conservatives can not point to even ONE successful happenstance under their beloved Georege W. Bush. A president, by the way with a job approval rating of approximately 1/3 that of the very successful former president Bill Clinton.

Even at the height of the Monica Lewisnsky "scandal" Bill Clinton was polling close to an 80% approval rating.

Stick THAT up any republican rectum.

Oh and I have made my living duping republicans before. It's quite easy actually and beats hard work.

[zengrifter]

Originally Posted by Automatic Monkey

But in general, don't be silly. The typical Republican voter has a 4-year college degree. The largest educational demographic which supports the Democrat Party is "did not finish high school," and those are the ones easily duped by promises of free lunches.

HEY! Its already PROVEN that people who voted for Bush had LOWER IQs! zg
IQ and Politics

[AnIrishmannot2brite]

Other than his republicanism I still like Automatic Monkey.

But I'd pilfer his wallet as well as the rest of the GOP. It really isn't that hard to do.

Actually the one thing that might convince me not to go back into scamming the GOP is that it's a dirty job. That and it might involve a lot of real work in order to start things up. Especially dealing with people I wouldn't normally give the time of day to.

At least blackjack is fun. Not particularly creative in the process and doesn't build up a client base exactly. It's just making money for the sake of making money. But it isn't dirty.

Dealing with republicans every day is just a filthy business. So couple that with just making money for the sake of making money and I'm not sure I have the stomach to go through with all of it.

A shame since once an operation like this gets off the ground it's so easy to make money this way.