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October 24th, 2007, 11:23 AM
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Penguins
Serious question. If Noah built the ark out in the middle of nowhere and put two of each animal on board,where did he find two penguins?
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October 24th, 2007, 11:51 AM
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The penguins rode in on two unicorns. After the long trip, the unicorns were so exhausted they died.
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October 24th, 2007, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Canceler
The penguins rode in on two unicorns. After the long trip, the unicorns were so exhausted they died.
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I keep telling my fundamentalist friends they look like morons when they insist on literal interpretations of every word in the Book! BTW, I heard that unicorns still exist on an island somehere in the Philipines. However, there are no penquins on that island.
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October 24th, 2007, 04:07 PM
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That island in the Phillipines is near the island where my leper colony is located. Still waiting for your love gifts to arrive!
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October 24th, 2007, 07:40 PM
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That island in the Phillipines is near the island where my leper colony is located. Still waiting for your love gifts to arrive!
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That explains the skinless taunt. 
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October 25th, 2007, 02:18 AM
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clearly the story of noah's ark is hilarious and not possible.. on the other hand, there is a noah's ark, and it is in the wisconsin dells, and is pretty sweet.. the wave or the big kahuna?
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October 25th, 2007, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by SilentBob420BMFJ
clearly the story of noah's ark is hilarious and not possible.. on the other hand, there is a noah's ark, and it is in the wisconsin dells, and is pretty sweet.. the wave or the big kahuna?
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What are you referring to? A formation resulting from the great glacier?
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October 25th, 2007, 10:38 PM
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Serious question. If Noah built the ark out in the middle of nowhere and put two of each animal on board,where did he find two penguins?
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In the desert!
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October 26th, 2007, 11:04 AM
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Yeah! In the desert! Wow!
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October 26th, 2007, 11:16 AM
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Pengs swim!
Pengs didn't need the ark.......They swim and spend most of the time in the water....... 
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