Anybody here ever cheat on their wife?

[Automatic Monkey]

They say most men will do it at least once. Probably a good thing too, if it helps you stay married.

If you asked most women what they would prefer, that their husband cheat on them and she never finds out about it, or that he abandons her, what do you think would be preferable? I think I know what they would say, and also what they would really mean.

[moo321]

I don't think most men will do it once. The stats I've heard are 70%+ never cheat on a girlfriend or wife. Hard to get good stats, though.

[Kasi]

Originally Posted by moo321

I don't think most men will do it once. The stats I've heard are 70%+ never cheat on a girlfriend or wife. Hard to get good stats, though.

Are you including Italians?

Did I type that or was I just thinking it?!

Would you say your stats are identical over girlfriends vs wives? lol.

OK - my confession - if I had never cheated on my girlfriend, I wouldn't be married.

Lots of extenuating circumstances there lol.

But, now that I am married, the chances of me cheating are less than 5 BJ's in a row in a single deck game without re-shuffling lol.

Married to the woman I am, I could lose everything playing BJ and still be the luckiest person in the world.

I hope all you married people out there feel the same way.

How she feels, though, as you might guess, might be another story

[ihate17]

[QUOTE=Kasi;57273]Are you including Italians?

Hey! I resemble that remark!

As long as the cheating thing expands how about this:
I recently told a guy that wanted to befriend me in a casino and asked me what I did for a living, that I was an investigator with the IRS. Generally turns people off and they find ways to leave.

So next thread: Have you ever cheated on your taxes.

But watch out, I may have told that guy the truth.

ihate17

[Kasi]

[QUOTE=ihate17;57275]

Originally Posted by Kasi

Are you including Italians?

Hey! I resemble that remark!

LMAO lol.

Thanks for the sense of humor lol.

As for the taxes - hoping IRS guys don't know much lol - but maybe slighly more than being dealt 5 BJ's in a 1D game lol.

Accurate record-keeping is tough lol.

[shadroch]

[QUOTE=ihate17;57275]

Originally Posted by Kasi

Are you including Italians?

Hey! I resemble that remark!

As long as the cheating thing expands how about this:
I recently told a guy that wanted to befriend me in a casino and asked me what I did for a living, that I was an investigator with the IRS. Generally turns people off and they find ways to leave.

So next thread: Have you ever cheated on your taxes.

But watch out, I may have told that guy the truth.

ihate17

I often tell people I'm a freelance tax fraud investigator.It generally causes at least a change in the conversation.

[mdlbj]

Originally Posted by Kasi

Married to the woman I am, I could lose everything playing BJ and still be the luckiest person in the world

[bj bob]

[QUOTE=Kasi;57273]Are you including Italians?



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None of the Italians I know would never cheat on their wives OR their mistresses EVER!! VIVA LA DOLCE VITA!

[jack,jackson]

Incontrovertible!

[glovesetc]

Some ladies magazines have said that 56% of women who work outside the house have had extramarital affairs . Wonder what the husbands think ? However I wonder if women who work at home cheat at home ? No stats on that one !!!!! What is good for the goose is good for the gander as well !!!!!!!