lol happy thanksgiving - could be worse

[glovesetc]

well My wife left with My best friend - my 18 year old secretary. my dog got hit by a truck last night !!!! My garage burned down last week . Thank god there were no cars in there - they were repossessed last month !!! My credit cards are maxed out and over the limit as well . My house is going into foreclosure today at noon . My daughter wants to get neutered cause she hates sex with anyone !!!! My son has just gotten his medical tests back and it seems he has an inoperable brain tumor and My health insurance was not renewed last month . I found out the nigerian lottery I won 2 months ago was a hoax as well .The turkey I cooked is now on a recall list along with the cranberry sauce , bread , and pudding too . My company just outsourced Me as well!! BUt life goes on - I just got me a brand new deluxe refrigerator box with heat and A/c and a spare room . Gonna buy me a used pick up truck and start all over again so life is not all that bad

[Brutus]

so life is not all that bad

my extended family stayed to eat, and left shortly after!
what a relief!

[glovesetc]

hrutus and happy turkey day

[zengrifter]

Originally Posted by glovesetc

well My wife left with My best friend - my 18 year old secretary. my dog got hit by a truck last night !!!! My garage burned down last week . Thank god there were no cars in there - they were repossessed last month !!! My credit cards are maxed out and over the limit as well . My house is going into foreclosure today at noon . My daughter wants to get neutered cause she hates sex with anyone !!!! My son has just gotten his medical tests back and it seems he has an inoperable brain tumor and My health insurance was not renewed last month . I found out the nigerian lottery I won 2 months ago was a hoax as well .The turkey I cooked is now on a recall list along with the cranberry sauce , bread , and pudding too . My company just outsourced Me as well!! BUt life goes on - I just got me a brand new deluxe refrigerator box with heat and A/c and a spare room . Gonna buy me a used pick up truck and start all over again so life is not all that bad

You sound like a country-music song. zg

[glovesetc]

coming from you I can only take that as a sincere testimonial buddy . It is greatly appreciated and i think there is a conspiracy in there somewhere as well buddy !!!!!!You rock buddy !!!!!! Love your column as well !!!!!!!!