Distraction

[AnIrishmannot2brite]

There's like the really BEAUTIFUL blond at the tables tonight. Unfortunately she's with her dad and I'm with my date.

Well since I'm in my fifties I'll admit that the concept of getting more than eye candy out of the game is like drawing eighteen and expecting to get a two or a three...

In fact speaking of eighteen to twenty one this kid looks a trifle young. She's having a beer with her dad so that makes her 21 if someone carded her but she could have passed for maybe seventeen easy.

Blond, innocent looking HUGE fleshy rack. A couple extra pounds. Just the way i like 'em. Am getting concerned about drooling on the green felt. So I try not to sneak a peek more than every two seconds or so. Nothing obvious...

Later I'm sitting at first base and the girl's dad is next to me. I assume it's her father anyway. I say:

"Nice family you got my friend. You must be so proud of your daughter".

"Oh no! That's not my daughter. She's me girlfriend" he says in a European accent.

Not bad work if you can get it. At least I've only been staring at his fiancee all night. I always try and leave someone's blood family member (especially daughters) alone.

Freaking totally drop dead innocent gorgeous.

What the hell she doin with that old fart?

Damn!

[shadroch]

I'm guessing shes an AP and he's EV positve.

[AnIrishmannot2brite]

Originally Posted by shadroch

I'm guessing shes an AP and he's EV positve.

A young Slavic hooker I figure. So she has quite an advantage. Those few extra ten pounds or so now are a natural Viagra to all men. Even those who won't admit it.

In five years though she'll be on her fourth kid and have gained a hundred pounds. But for right now she's at her prime. None better if ya ask me.

Only the Native Alaskan woman goes through a quicker physical deterioration. From seventeen to forty five in one year. I have that on good authority.

Talk about "spent chips"...