You are something, Tarzan! :-)
Anyway, who needs any count system at all when one-eyed Catalunian gypsy woman with twitching, ace predicting eye is near by, ha? :)
Hey, Tarzan,
As I said before in my deleted reply, you should consider writing carrier, if you haven't yet. The other day you made my day with this very original and funny short story.
I was also curious about what "DHME" means?
Cheers