I have found Voodoo HQ!

RingyDingy

Well-Known Member
#1
Just flew Into the USA yesterday, and the ultimate Katweezel voodoo(tm) came my way.

As many of you know on the plane they have the map which shows where the plane is and any landmarks etc around it and how fast its going etc. Well....

I woke up after some 4 hours of sleeping and the very second i opened my eyes the little screen in front of me was showing near the plane a dot in hawaii with the word "Hilo" next to it!

If this is not some sort of voodoo ill eat my suitcase, in Vegas in a few days so i will see if its truly lucky!

So im thinking that there must be a sacred place we all must visit before we die in our lifetimes, thats the sacred town of Hilo where you must make the appropriate sacrifice.
 
#2
that doesnt make any sort of sence at all. Im sure most of the people here have seen a map of hawii who cares what the name is how is that voodoo? nerds are so weird
 

RingyDingy

Well-Known Member
#3
because the name of the place on the map the second i woke up was the counting method i use, you may have heard of it, HiLo

If thats not voodoo you don't know what voodoo means.......
 

Katweezel

Well-Known Member
#5
Voodoo sense

shadroch said:
I'd call it sychronicity. Besides, everyone knows the HQ for Bj voodoo is in Staten island.
Right, Shad. Everyone heard of it except me. What's so VDoo special about Staten Island? Is that where the Grand Voodoo Head Honchvoo hangs out? You been there yourself? That could explain a few things it you have. At Voodoo headquarters, do they have lots of buxom naked ladies lounging around, waiting to entertain Blackjack players who show voodoo sense? :cat:
 
#6
My bill

Want a weird one? I grabbed some Chinese food at the food court in the mall before boarding a plane to LV for my last trip. The bill came to exactly 7.77... I am not a superstitious guy but I couldn't help but smile.

 

Katweezel

Well-Known Member
#7
HiLo

RingyDingy said:
Just flew Into the USA yesterday, and the ultimate Katweezel voodoo(tm) came my way.As many of you know on the plane they have the map which shows where the plane is and any landmarks etc around it and how fast its going etc.** Well....I woke up after some 4 hours of sleeping and the very second i opened my eyes the little screen in front of me was showing near the plane a dot in hawaii with the word "Hilo" next to it!If this is not some sort of voodoo ill eat my suitcase,* in Vegas in a few days so i will see if its truly lucky!So im thinking that there must be a sacred place we all must visit before we die in our lifetimes, thats the sacred town of Hilo* where you must make the appropriate sacrifice.
Ringy, by now I guess you are finally enjoying the pleasures only money can buy in Vegas. Remember, what goes down in Vegas, stays in Vegas, or some such silliness. (They are hoping your money stays there.) You are one in touch with the other side dude. HiLo... For a second you probably thought it was a Toyota commercial. Anyway, the other side let you know the message, which you got, loud and clear. Amazing isn't it... if you had slept another 30 seconds and then woke up, the computer screen may have said 'Maui' and would that have made any sense? Of course not. HiLo burnt deep in your brain, where it found itself, already there and waiting...

Now, you of the only-ENHC-Blackjack-country, how are you handling hole-card play? Did you get any peeks yet, just before you put the max out? Let us know if you get backroomed and beaten up, like Ben, or 86d. If so, try to remember faces and names, for when you sue them. I heard Chuck Norris moonlights as casino security for kicks, so see if you can spot him. It was he who got Monkey and showed his holster, I think. I look forward to your next report. Go get em. :cat:
 

Katweezel

Well-Known Member
#8
$7-77 Bill

winr_winr_chicken_dinner! said:
Want a weird one? I grabbed some Chinese food at the food court in the mall before boarding a plane to LV for my last trip. The bill came to exactly 7.77... I am not a superstitious guy but I couldn't help but smile.

WWCD, So I bet your very first hand you got had the max bet out and you got... 777 = 21. Right? Then, when you left UP $777,777; you hitched a ride home in that UFO which took just 77 seconds. :cat:
 
#9
Katweezel said:
WWCD, So I bet your very first hand you got had the max bet out and you got... 777 = 21. Right? Then, when you left UP $777,777; you hitched a ride home in that UFO which took just 77 seconds. :cat:

Lol, no none of that happened but I did have a decent session, covered all of my expenses including airfare and room and still came out ahead. Going out later today for a new session, maybe I should go to the mall and order the same plate again, huh? Before you know it I'll be pitching salt over my shoulder and everything else... Nah, gotta finish packing - have a great day!
 

RingyDingy

Well-Known Member
#10
doh and extra doh!

Well ill save all the details for the full trip report but day 1, i got my ass kicked, and tapped out on the days bankroll. spent a lot of time doing the recon, confirming details etc, games changed a lot from the day shift to the evening shift.

Anyways the voodoo mountain better get its assed kicked, so ill trying sacrificing a virgin before i play today, now where do i find a virgin in vegas............
 
#11
RingyDingy said:
Well ill save all the details for the full trip report but day 1, i got my ass kicked, and tapped out on the days bankroll. spent a lot of time doing the recon, confirming details etc, games changed a lot from the day shift to the evening shift.

Anyways the voodoo mountain better get its assed kicked, so ill trying sacrificing a virgin before i play today, now where do i find a virgin in vegas............
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