Worst blackjack player EVER

  • paddywhack

    Worst blackjack player EVER

    Ok, maybe this is a little too fresh to get into too many details. But suffice it to say that this guy would beat anyone, hands down, for the title.

    I’ve seen bad, and even terrible. This guy was insane.

    I’ll give it a little time and then enlighten you with more details.

    Think about bad…….and then think some more…….

  • stopgambling

     

    he stayed on 2 aces???!!!!

  • ringlejames

     

    Yes, I have done that.

    Stood on hard 8 stood on hard 5.

    Split 2’s in a high negative count of +19.

    Played for days on 45 chips.

    Doubled for less everytime and still made a profit.

    Could it be me???

  • 21gunsalute

     

    Quote: ringlejames said:

    Split 2’s in a high negative count of +19.

    Somebody sounds confused.

  • 21forme

     

    Quote: 21gunsalute said:
    Somebody sounds confused.

    I think ringle is an alt for the genius.

  • paddywhack

     

    Quote: stopgambling said:
    he stayed on 2 aces???!!!!

    That’s only soft 12, gotta think harder than that one.

  • BrianCP

     

    Quote: paddywhack said:
    That’s only soft 12, gotta think harder than that one.

    Tried to split a blackjack. Now that doesn’t make any sense!

  • Sucker

     

    Quote: BrianCP said:
    Tried to split a blackjack. Now that doesn’t make any sense!

    They wouldn’t LET him split his blackjack, of course. So he surrendered.

  • ringlejames

     

    Quote: ringlejames said:

    Played for days on 45 chips.

    I forgot to say they were doritos. I played on 45 doritos for days.

  • ringlejames

     

    Did he surrender anytime he saw a dealer 4, 5 or 6.

    How many chips does blackjack play. 1 1/2 doritos.

  • ringlejames

     

    Quote: paddywhack said:
    Ok, maybe this is a little too fresh to get into too many details. But suffice it to say that this guy would beat anyone, hands down, for the title.

    I’ve seen bad, and even terrible. This guy was insane.

    I’ll give it a little time and then enlighten you with more details.

    Think about bad…….and then think some more…….

    Was he a counter? And where was this at.

  • jaygruden

     

    I’ve seen a player stand on “6” before. It can’t get much worse than that.

  • stopgambling

     

    doubling ace/6 vs ace ,because if dealer gets blk jack ,he only loses original bet?!

  • paddywhack

     

    Quote: jaygruden said:
    I’ve seen a player stand on “6” before. It can’t get much worse than that.

    Oh yes it does. He stood on any number of non-stiff hands.

    No he didn’t surrender a blackjack, not sure that would be allowed anyway since they’d just give you even money.

    Not a counter. Not even sure he had a brain.

    Wasn’t a surrender call either. I’ve seen tons of idiots surrender all sorts of hands, including non-stiff ones.

    I’ll give you one more hint – it wasn’t splitting tens vs a face either.

  • 21forme

     

    Quote: ringlejames said:
    I forgot to say they were doritos. I played on 45 doritos for days.
    Quote: ringlejames said:
    Did he surrender anytime he saw a dealer 4, 5 or 6.

    How many chips does blackjack play. 1 1/2 doritos.

    Quote: ringlejames said:
    Was he a counter? And where was this at.

    Ringle, please learn how to consolidate your posts.

  • BrianCP

     

    Double down on 20 against a 6?

  • paddywhack

     

    Quote: stopgambling said:
    hitting 17 vs 8 or 9???

    He hit 17 vs a bust card. Still not it.

    Quote: BrianCP said:
    Double down on 20 against a 6?

    Actually, he rarely doubled anything. Didn’t double soft 20.

  • NAP

     

    Just curious, was this table hand-shuffle or ASM?

  • UK-21

     

    I’ve seen it . . . . I $hit you not !

  • Sucker

     

    Quote: UK-21 said:
    I’ve seen it . . . . I $hit you not !

    I’ve DONE it!
    There’s a time and a place for almost ANYTHING. Hitting hard 20 at the proper time always results in a gain of about 15% or more in EV.

  • 21gunsalute

     

    Quote: paddywhack said:
    Not even sure he had a brain.

    Now where would you get an idea like that?

  • 21gunsalute

     

    Quote: tezzadiver said:
    Hit hard 20?

    Hit it, busted and then tried to hit it again!

  • paddywhack

     

    Quote: tezzadiver said:
    Hit hard 20?
    Quote: Sucker said:
    I’ve DONE it!
    There’s a time and a place for almost ANYTHING. Hitting hard 20 at the proper time always results in a gain of about 15% or more in EV.

    Yeah, well this guy was NO Sucker. Well, wait a minute, maybe he was……at least for the casino.

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