You can't be serious?
I suppose with a RoR of absolute zero, I would consider such. I don't think absolue zero exists though. If so, I haven't found it.
What are the conditions of this loan and cost of defaulting?
1.) secured by your home? too high a risk.
2.) from the man on the streets - secured by life and limbs? too high of risk
3.) unsecured...risk = bad credit for 7 years. I suppose some might condersiter this risk acceptable.