Recent content by distractTHEdealer

me too When I was playing this weekend they switched dealers every few hands on me. Dealers got faster and faster. I finally said to this one girl "So they think your fast enough? The last guy wasn't, that's why they brought you over right?" As I motioned to my chips. She tried to be faster...

Seeing as how I have never been to the borgata, I have to know, is there really a basement with a restaraunt or are you saying he will be backroomed and raped?

Aslan with all 4,700 posts. The Guy always has an answer for every legitimate thread. IF the question is worth answering he always gives a useful answer, he had to put the "I don't mean to say that I now know everything" part. But he does...

This joker.... he DOES know everything... Don't be modest Aslan...

I bet 1 unit for counts. <0 2 units on TC 0-2 4 units TC 2-4 8 units TC 4-6 16 units TC 6-8 TC >8 table Max Keep in mind this is a slightly conservative way to bet. Realistically TC doesn't get that high on a regular basis. This is simply ideal. Some guys bet table Max at TC >2 depends...

"bad luck" "Bad luck" really nothing more than getting too excited. Not having adequate bankroll to bet optimally during high counts. Lacking patience. Not betting the absolute minimum during <zero counts. I only say this because it happened to me. Adequate bankroll is the most important...

I was in oklahoma last night enjoying some blackjack, they had no ante all night. I was up so I decided to take a break. Went outside and when I came back in I found my way back to the same table. An older gentleman caught my attention and we had a short conversation. He mentioned he was up as...

I like the idea of feighning a phone call, I can do that untill the count is up then hop in. I'm trying to figure out good reasons to stand there but not play. I'm going to probably do it all in a wheelchair... :-D :-D :-D

It seems to me as though "wonging" is the safest way to play, but it also seems as though it would be near impossible to do at the same casino more than once or twice, without appearing to be a counter. Any ideas or cover plays to make this a solid strategy? I'd like maximize my BR, lower mr...

Simply a pathetic attempt at humor, gotta get those posts up!

You count the number of black dots on the right side, subtract the number of black dots on the left, divide by 2 which is the number of dice, and multiply by the number of attractive women watching. Duh

As do I brother. Haha guess everyday will have to be halloween from now on.

What is your current occupation Mr. Wind?

As long as your winning, you can do whatever you want, because you won, and your winner, unlike those losers, who lost

I read somewhere 300 units was about the minimum. Personally I haven't had time to establish a large bankroll yet so I would like to know in your experience the minimum number of units you would recommend going in with?