How do you tell a dealer don't touch the chips you just place?
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Gee, there is some serious stuff going down in your neck of the woods there, genius. I suggest two things... 1 Get AutoMonk on the job. He has some experience with zombies and he won't mess around with any casino hanky-panky. 2: Get yourself some of these dolls and pins, and start stickin and chantin. Good luck. You gonna need it, brother. 
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I think this is a put on. If this isn't a put on then please realize (assuming no cheating is going on) the cards come up as they come up. Over and out!
That said: next time you're at her table pull out a bottle with a big obvious label on it. The label should read "HOLY WATER"-start sprinkling it on the dealer and the table. Note: If the dealer starts to melt and/or her head does a 360 run like hell. :joker:
I think this is a put on. If this isn't a put on then please realize (assuming no cheating is going on) the cards come up as they come up. Over and out!
That said: next time you're at her table pull out a bottle with a big obvious label on it. The label should read "HOLY WATER"-start sprinkling it on the dealer and the table. Note: If the dealer starts to melt and/or her head does a 360 run like hell. :joker:
Shouldn't you be more worried if she doesn't melt? Case in point: man holds up crucifix in front of Dracula, Dracula lets out a fiendish laugh, moves toward man, blood-red eyes glued to man's neck.
"Hey, lemme outta here!"
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Yeah Sharky, I hope Sleight spills the beans on this one as I'd also like to know how someone can stack - or fiddle with - a deck, with just one hand while her other hand is messing with genius's pile. This (obviously-voodoo-high-priestess) dealer must be a real dud because with talent like that, why would she be working there for peanuts?
doo doo on voodoo?
I haven't encountered a card mechanic but I don't play pitch games that often to be that observent to really know one. I can say that I have left a dd game once with a spanish dealer because I did heard the noise from would could be seconds being dealt on certain hands. The spanish guy that was playing was winning and I was losing. Just what could the dealer being doing to stack a deck against a player if it's a shoe? Another way to stop a dealer from touching your cards is to take a pen and draw a small cross on your index finger when you signal for a hit she will see it and stop touching your chips gauranteed!
I haven't encountered a card mechanic but I don't play pitch games that often to be that observent to really know one. I can say that I have left a dd game once with a spanish dealer because I did heard the noise from would could be seconds being dealt on certain hands. The spanish guy that was playing was winning and I was losing. Just what could the dealer being doing to stack a deck against a player if it's a shoe? Another way to stop a dealer from touching your cards is to take a pen and draw a small cross on your index finger when you signal for a hit she will see it and stop touching your chips gauranteed!
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I highly doubt they are cheating. They are dealing from an 8 deck shoe /w ASM. This voodoo talk is really strange. Most of the people I've ran across there have been nothing but nice. I like it better than the Meadows. If you want REALLY strange clientel/dealers, try Greektown in Detroit. Talk about bottom of the barrell.
I highly doubt they are cheating. They are dealing from an 8 deck shoe /w ASM. This voodoo talk is really strange. Most of the people I've ran across there have been nothing but nice. I like it better than the Meadows. If you want REALLY strange clientel/dealers, try Greektown in Detroit. Talk about bottom of the barrell.