Watch That Dealer Too
ihate17 said:
A large list of things both stupid and greedy done by casino managers that cost their casinos money long term can be easily listed or taken from past posts.
ihate17
This thread reminds me of a dealer I heard about once upon a time.
The Jack
She gave me the Queen
She gave me the King
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was showin' a ten
But I had to try
I split my hand
‘Cause the count was high
But how was I to know
That she'd dealt seconds before
Said she'd never liked this house
But I should have known
From the placement of her left hand
And position of her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she dealt with sleight
She's got the Jack (8x)
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack
Poker face was her name
Poker face was her nature
Sleight of hand was her game
If she knew she could get ya
She played 'em fast
And she played 'em hard
She could close her eyes
And feel every card
But how was I to know
That she'd false shuffled before
Said she'd never stacked a single deck
But I should have known
That all the cards were comin'
From the bottom of the pack
And if I'd known what she was dealin' out
I'd have dealt it back
She's got the Jack,
And who knows what else?
She's got the Jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Ooh, was a bad deal, Jack
She gave me no Jack, hey
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
Ooh, can't ya tell?
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
You never know! She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, and it hurts!
She's got the Jack
She's got the Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
She's got the Jack
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh! :grin: