Generally speaking, an asshole is an asshole whether he's a ploppy, counter or holecarder, and sometimes there's an urge to drive him one right between the eyes.
(with apologies to Tiger Williams)
I had a situation the other night where I figured I'd follow my own advice. Partly out of nostalgia, and partly to see if its still current. Times change, and we sometimes forget that.
A ploppy had been harassing others at the table for surrendering. I surrendered.
Ploppy: "Way to go. You just pushed the cards forward. I don't know how to play my hand."
Syph: "Shut the fuck up."
Ploppy: "blah blah blah"
Syph: "Shut the fuck up."
Ploppy: "blah blah blah"
Syph: "Shut the fuck up."
He then repeated himself, so I repeated myself. It actually went on for about six cycles. I think another ploppy tried to interject and keep the peace. Whatever.
The pit boss was called over.
The original ploppy starts complaining that I was being abusive. I tell him to shut the fuck up.
Pit Boss: "Please sir, do not speak in that manner to the other players."
Syph: Tell him to play his own hand, or I will tell him to shut the fuck up."
Pit Boss: "Please sir, play your own hand."
Pit Boss left, I walked over to the ploppy. Leaned into his ear and asked him a question:
Syph: "Did you learn anything?"
Ploppy: "No..."
Syph: "When I'm in a hand, you shut the fuck up."
He left shortly thereafter.
***
Did I get myself banned? Was unwanted suspicion thrown my way? Was I too memorable? Was I doing everything an advantage player shouldn't?
Probably.
Here was the fallout:
Dealer: "Man, I'm glad you said what you did. That guy is always telling people how to play. Thanks."
Later at another table:
Player: "I couldn't stand that guy, thanks for telling him to fuck off."
Some Cougar: "Would you join me for a smoke?"
***
The advice is still current. In fact, I would extend it to other areas in life, if you feel so inclined. Someone gets in your face, simply tell them to fuck off until they are gone. And it doesn't matter who.
The world loves a big dick.
JMHO,
Syph