I'd like to train a rat to run across a table game, fetch a high-value chip out of the rack and return it to me. Some people are terrified of rats, it would make quite a scene! Maybe I could have the rat certified as a service animal so they can't forbid me to have it in the casino.
I really didn't make this up, it actually happened to me. It was a small cut on my cheek and I actually ended up laughing after the fact. The shooter felt sorry that the dice hit me and gave me a green chip to make amends; I didn't ask for anything.
