I admit I pulled the gay card just last week while having dinner with my uncle in NYC.
We were sitting at the bar and two pretty hot, younger chicks sat next to us and we began chatting. After some time - btw, we were not trying to pick them up - the one mentions something to the effect of the other girl being her "girlfriend", to which I replied, "what a coincidence, we are partners", pointing to my (startled) uncle. Then I said, "care to swap?"