Someone who never played blackjack before sat at my table

tensplitter

Well-Known Member
#1
Last night there was this drunk girl who had never played blackjack in her life who sat next to me at a $10 table. First hand she got was a 16, dealer had a 5, and she hit and pulled a 5 for a 21. She was so excited about her "blackjack" that she spilled her drink and the entire shoe had to be replaced. Fortunately it was a negative count so I didn't mind those bad cards being thrown out. While the cards are being replaced I tell her (in a hushed voice) that I can count the cards and to listen to me tell her how to play her hand and to follow my betting pattern and to sit out when I do, and she thinks I'm a genius.

Later on the TC is +7 and she gets dealt a pair of tens against a 6. I tell her to split 'em and I even give her the money to do my favorite thing, split the tens (she's betting a green chip because I told her to bet big). 2 aces come out of the shoe next. I have my max bet of $50 out and have a soft 19, and I double it and get a 10. The dealer busts!

While the count is still high, the dealer has an ace and I take insurance and have her take it too, telling her that it's normally a bad play but the dealer is now more likely to have a blackjack. The dealer does indeed have blackjack.

During an extremely negative count (RC was over -15) and both of us sitting out almost the entire shoe, she spills her drink again, this time it spills all over me and the dealer's 2 cards (2 tens) get wet, and the entire 6 deck shoe is replaced again and the other players' bets are pushed.

I had some positive variance and she was lucky to have "beginner's luck" and the luck to sit next to a counter like me. She was flirting with all the guys at the table and the dealer and the pit boss, which helped keep the heat off me.
In a little over an hour I'm up about $300 and she's up $200 since we had some positive variance and won our big bets. I wish I always had someone like her at my table all the time, instead of the ploppies who get mad at me for ruining "the flow" of the cards.

Now I hope she remembers the card counter she met at her first blackjack table ever and always plays with an advantage the rest of her life, but I'm sure she woke up this morning wondering how she has $200 extra in her purse.
 

21forme

Well-Known Member
#2
tensplitter said:
i tell her (in a hushed voice) that i can count the cards and to listen to me tell her how to play her hand and to follow my betting pattern and to sit out when i do
big mistake!
 
#4
tensplitter said:
Last night there was this drunk girl who had never played blackjack in her life who sat next to me at a $10 table. First hand she got was a 16, dealer had a 5, and she hit and pulled a 5 for a 21. She was so excited about her "blackjack" that she spilled her drink and the entire shoe had to be replaced. Fortunately it was a negative count so I didn't mind those bad cards being thrown out. While the cards are being replaced I tell her (in a hushed voice) that I can count the cards and to listen to me tell her how to play her hand and to follow my betting pattern and to sit out when I do, and she thinks I'm a genius.
Dear Penthouse....
 

brandone

Active Member
#5
I like to show off in front of the eye-candy (when my girl isn't present), too, but be careful -- they'll ask you to play something else or trespass you. If it's one thing the casinos hate more than a dispicable evil counter it's a flashy counter trying to score more than their chips! :laugh:

Bottom line; counter-like behavior draws the eyre of the masters of the pit and when seeming 'strangers' are betting the same 'reckless' (read: betting by true count high and ten splits and sixteen stiff stays against ten and doubles on soft 19/20) way they tend to think you're -- uht oh -- a TEAM.

At least tell me she was hot.
 

paddywhack

Well-Known Member
#6
So many problems here....

tensplitter said:
Last night there was this drunk girl who had never played blackjack in her life who sat next to me at a $10 table. First hand she got was a 16, dealer had a 5, and she hit and pulled a 5 for a 21. She was so excited about her "blackjack" that she spilled her drink and the entire shoe had to be replaced. Fortunately it was a negative count so I didn't mind those bad cards being thrown out. While the cards are being replaced I tell her (in a hushed voice) that I can count the cards and to listen to me tell her how to play her hand and to follow my betting pattern and to sit out when I do, and she thinks I'm a genius.

Later on the TC is +7 and she gets dealt a pair of tens against a 6. I tell her to split 'em and I even give her the money to do my favorite thing, split the tens (she's betting a green chip because I told her to bet big). 2 aces come out of the shoe next. I have my max bet of $50 out and have a soft 19, and I double it and get a 10. The dealer busts!

While the count is still high, the dealer has an ace and I take insurance and have her take it too, telling her that it's normally a bad play but the dealer is now more likely to have a blackjack. The dealer does indeed have blackjack.

During an extremely negative count (RC was over -15) and both of us sitting out almost the entire shoe, she spills her drink again, this time it spills all over me and the dealer's 2 cards (2 tens) get wet, and the entire 6 deck shoe is replaced again and the other players' bets are pushed.

I had some positive variance and she was lucky to have "beginner's luck" and the luck to sit next to a counter like me. She was flirting with all the guys at the table and the dealer and the pit boss, which helped keep the heat off me.
In a little over an hour I'm up about $300 and she's up $200 since we had some positive variance and won our big bets. I wish I always had someone like her at my table all the time, instead of the ploppies who get mad at me for ruining "the flow" of the cards.

Now I hope she remembers the card counter she met at her first blackjack table ever and always plays with an advantage the rest of her life, but I'm sure she woke up this morning wondering how she has $200 extra in her purse.
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#11
This is a tremendously terrible idea for 2 reasons: of course, the thought of alerting anyone to the fact that you're counting cards is baffling, but even then, you're not really "helping" anyone out if you do. If you have a $10 flat-bettor at your table and you instruct them to follow your bets, they'll experience variance like they normally would, but they'll have more money on the table during positive counts. It's much more likely that a civilian with a small amount of recreational gambling money will walk away with $0 instead of that "extra $200." So your intentions were probably good, but there is very little good that can come from this kind of thing, for everyone involved.
 

bj bob

Well-Known Member
#12
It's all perspective

Canceler said:
Anybody who got that reference is going to think you're as old as some of the rest of us are. (Did that make any sense? :confused:)
Old? Hell, those are in my current stash. The classics are on my 78's. Unfortunately,I can't play any now 'cause my gout's killing me and I can't crank up the old Victrola.
 
#13
Rule #1 of Counting cards - Never admit/hint that you can count cards, especially in a Casino and at a table.
Kinda makes you think if the girl knew how to play to since she spilt her drinks at the most opportunistic times.
 

BJgenius007

Well-Known Member
#14
Legacy said:
Rule #1 of Counting cards - Never admit/hint that you can count cards, especially in a Casino and at a table.
Kinda makes you think if the girl knew how to play to since she spilt her drinks at the most opportunistic times.
Same thought here. The girl is a good counter. The original poster is not.
 

aslan

Well-Known Member
#15
I know if I were to tell some perfect stranger at the table I was a card counter, the very first hand she won, she'd probably tell the person to her other side, "He told me what to do. He's a card counter!" just loud enough for the dealer and pit boss to hear her.

Hopefully, I'd have the presence of mind to say, "Well, kind of. I think the count is about 157 cards, so the player should be favored by about 50% if about the same number of high and low cards have been dealt and there are still a lot of aces and sevens left. And I think it helps if most of the fives are gone, too, but I'm not sure about that last part."
 

BBjoe

Active Member
#16
21forme said:
big mistake!
LOL! That's the first thing I thought when I read that. I would think NOT telling anyone that you're counting would be rule #1. Nothing like a drunk girl to blurt out something about counting cards.
 

QFIT

Well-Known Member
#17
If an interesting, boisterous female sits next to you at a table, the first question that comes into your mind should not be "should I tell her I'm a counter," it should be "does she work for the casino."

Shilling is legal in Nevada. However, the behavior of a shill is also governed by law and some of her actions indicate she wasn't a shill or it wasn't an honest casino. Assuming this was Vegas.
 

beating vegas

Well-Known Member
#18
tensplitter said:
Last night there was this drunk girl who had never played blackjack in her life who sat next to me at a $10 table. First hand she got was a 16, dealer had a 5, and she hit and pulled a 5 for a 21. She was so excited about her "blackjack" that she spilled her drink and the entire shoe had to be replaced. Fortunately it was a negative count so I didn't mind those bad cards being thrown out. While the cards are being replaced I tell her (in a hushed voice) that I can count the cards and to listen to me tell her how to play her hand and to follow my betting pattern and to sit out when I do, and she thinks I'm a genius.

Later on the TC is +7 and she gets dealt a pair of tens against a 6. I tell her to split 'em and I even give her the money to do my favorite thing, split the tens (she's betting a green chip because I told her to bet big). 2 aces come out of the shoe next. I have my max bet of $50 out and have a soft 19, and I double it and get a 10. The dealer busts!

While the count is still high, the dealer has an ace and I take insurance and have her take it too, telling her that it's normally a bad play but the dealer is now more likely to have a blackjack. The dealer does indeed have blackjack.

During an extremely negative count (RC was over -15) and both of us sitting out almost the entire shoe, she spills her drink again, this time it spills all over me and the dealer's 2 cards (2 tens) get wet, and the entire 6 deck shoe is replaced again and the other players' bets are pushed.

I had some positive variance and she was lucky to have "beginner's luck" and the luck to sit next to a counter like me. She was flirting with all the guys at the table and the dealer and the pit boss, which helped keep the heat off me.
In a little over an hour I'm up about $300 and she's up $200 since we had some positive variance and won our big bets. I wish I always had someone like her at my table all the time, instead of the ploppies who get mad at me for ruining "the flow" of the cards.

Now I hope she remembers the card counter she met at her first blackjack table ever and always plays with an advantage the rest of her life, but I'm sure she woke up this morning wondering how she has $200 extra in her purse.
you should put this in play boy
 

aslan

Well-Known Member
#19
bj bob said:
Old? Hell, those are in my current stash. The classics are on my 78's. Unfortunately,I can't play any now 'cause my gout's killing me and I can't crank up the old Victrola.
You should take off your jackboots and kilt and relax a little. Old? I was too old to listen to that stuff when it came out cuz I didn't want to be associated with the teeny bopper crowd. But hey, they had some good music back then. I can relate to the 78's though, and the old wind up victrola with the stubby little needle about the size of...forgetaboutit. Canceler brought up sweet Loretta. Maybe we all need to get back, wherever that may be...too far back for me to remember...I can barely remember the count after the burn card....
 
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