What's the craziest thing you've seen at the table that didn't involve playing BJ?

Katweezel

Katweezel

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aslan said:
I wonder where he stole the wheelchair? :confused::laugh:
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What are the odds Flash's observation and Moo's were all of the same guy? This may be a longshot, but so is getting 4 consec blackjacks. Consider this: the same guy steals a wheelchair, goes to the buffet and steals some tongs while he ratholes some butter packets (and some jam ones while he's at it) and on his way to the slots, he asks Moo to see if one of his many stolen credit cards is good for any cash. No luck there, so he takes his tongs and does his thing on the slots. (I suspect this shady character also had some other technique in mind with the tongs. He can somehow stick the tongs up the slot and manipulate something to his advantage. :cool:)

After some slots success, he sits at Flash's BJ table and promptly punches the PB in the mouth and (eventually) gets arrested. Down in the backroom, security beats the crap out of him in his wheelchair, and recover their tongs, butter, jam and 257 other stolen credit cards. They then drive him out in the desert and shove him out of the vehicle at 3AM. That was my happy ending. I reckon it's the same guy. :)
 
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Sucker

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Solo player said:
Tit Man climbing up and dancing on a LIVE craps table as a diversion; while the rest of the team was installing a cooler at a BJ table on the other side of the casino.
Did this happen recently?
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This was circa 1985, even before he had his tit implants. The statute of limitations has long passed. (In case any cops are listening)
 
aslan

aslan

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Sucker said:
This was circa 1985, even before he had his tit implants. The statute of limitations has long passed. (In case any cops are listening)
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(1) Even in 1985, wouldn't switching of a cooler be captured on film and lead to arrests?

(2) Wouldn't the man doing the tittie dance end up in a cell with Big Bubba?

Just asking. :laugh:
 
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Sucker

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aslan said:
(1) Even in 1985, wouldn't switching of a cooler be captured on film and lead to arrests?
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Yes, but they got away with it THAT time. They tried it again the following year & weren't so lucky. Everyone on the take-off team did time. Tit Man got off due to insufficient evidence against him.
 
aslan

aslan

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Sucker said:
Yes, but they got away with it THAT time. They tried it again the following year & weren't so lucky. Everyone on the take-off team did time. Tit Man got off due to insufficient evidence against him.
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What's the saying? Criminals would be dangerous if they had brains.
 
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JulieCA

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Sucker said:
This was circa 1985, even before he had his tit implants. The statute of limitations has long passed. (In case any cops are listening)
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Here I was thinking Tit Man was some kind of inside term for a grifter that I hadn't heard before.

The man LITERALLY had breast implants??
 
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Sucker

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JulieCA said:
Here I was thinking Tit Man was some kind of inside term for a grifter that I hadn't heard before.

The man LITERALLY had breast implants??
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I didn't want to give his name. But you can try Googling "man with breast implants". Interesting, and very much TRUE story. After he won the bet, he decided he wanted to KEEP them.
 
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JulieCA

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Sucker said:
I didn't want to give his name. But you can try Googling "man with breast implants". Interesting, and very much TRUE story. After he won the bet, he decided he wanted to KEEP them.
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Interesting. Thanks for that. I think. :laugh:

Now can someone explain what "installing a cooler at a BJ table" is all about?
 
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Sucker

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There are several methods; almost all of them involve outright cheating. Here's an example: A woman walks into the casino with a very large purse. Inside the purse is a blackjack shoe, filled with cards that were put there in a predetermined order. After the switch is done, the take-off team wins every hand out of that shoe. This is why NOWADAYS all shoes are attached to the table with a chain.

BTW; this is NOT the method that THESE guys used.
 
RightClawSouth

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I was playing poker at the Wynn one time and this older guy said he was going to set the dealer on fire.

Ejected? Nope, not for this whale. They just talked to him and sat him right back down.
 
aslan

aslan

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RightClawSouth said:
I was playing poker at the Wynn one time and this older guy said he was going to set the dealer on fire.

Ejected? Nope, not for this whale. They just talked to him and sat him right back down.
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Apparently, dealers are expendable. :laugh:
 
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BMDD

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RightClawSouth said:
I was playing poker at the Wynn one time and this older guy said he was going to set the dealer on fire.

Ejected? Nope, not for this whale. They just talked to him and sat him right back down.
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My experience is that words are meaningless in a casino, and tolerance for actions is dependant upon betting level.


Edit: Although perhaps applicable, the thumbs down was not intended and i can't figure out how to delete it.
 
Automatic Monkey

Automatic Monkey

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Thunder said:
Bad Bad Monkey!!!! Any sharp casino personnel would automatically be on his ass in 2 seconds! :laugh:
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This was in AC. Need I say more?

Let's see, craziest thing- the romantic antics of drunk girls usually rate pretty high.

Then there was a time an old man who belonged in a nursing home not a casino fell off his chair next to me. I turned and helped him up, and when I was done, I had urine all over me. :mad: Spent the rest of the night getting a golden shower from Lady Luck too. :flame: If there's anything I'm superstitious about, it's about improbable and unfortunate things happening off the table that correlate to bad variance at the table.

Another one: I'm at a table, making conversation with a ploppy girl next to me who was making some unusual plays and getting quite lucky with them. I asked her "Wow, what's your secret?" She confided in me- "My father's on the other side telling me what the dealer's card is."

Oh. My. God. A spook operation, the dealer was flashing to the table across the pit and the guy had a great teammate in his daughter at my table. I start maneuvering around, trying to get a glimpse of the hole card too, but nothing, he was absolutely flat coming out of the shoe and when peeking.

I'm puzzled, trying to figure out how they're seeing this card, and then it hit me! Her father was deceased, and communicating the information to her from that other "other side." :rolleyes: I extended the conversation and verified, that was exactly what she meant, that her father was now free of the Hylic realm, transcending time and space, and on the path to discovery of the Grand Architect of the Universe, but still has nothing better to do than hang around a casino holecarding. That turned out to be a good night at the table, very nice girl. :angel:
 
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Ace-King

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I think Monkey's story (if true) takes the cake! Now that's some **** right there.

My craziest story was seeing the stupidest mother ****er cheat on PaiGow. The guy only had $10 bet with no bonus, he saw his hand was a straight flush. He waited for the dealer to turn his head for a split second, then put a $5 bet on the bonus spot and tried to say he did have it.

Pit Crew had surveillance review the footage...of course his ass got busted. SUCKAAA!!!!
 
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BMDD

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automatic monkey said:
another one: I'm at a table, making conversation with a ploppy girl next to me who was making some unusual plays and getting quite lucky with them. I asked her "wow, what's your secret?" she confided in me- "my father's on the other side telling me what the dealer's card is."

oh. My. God. A spook operation, the dealer was flashing to the table across the pit and the guy had a great teammate in his daughter at my table. I start maneuvering around, trying to get a glimpse of the hole card too, but nothing, he was absolutely flat coming out of the shoe and when peeking.

I'm puzzled, trying to figure out how they're seeing this card, and then it hit me! Her father was deceased, and communicating the information to her from that other "other side." :rolleyes: I extended the conversation and verified, that was exactly what she meant, that her father was now free of the hylic realm, transcending time and space, and on the path to discovery of the grand architect of the universe, but still has nothing better to do than hang around a casino holecarding. That turned out to be a good night at the table, very nice girl. :angel:
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prankster

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Automatic Monkey said:
This was in AC. Need I say more?

Let's see, craziest thing- the romantic antics of drunk girls usually rate pretty high.

Then there was a time an old man who belonged in a nursing home not a casino fell off his chair next to me. I turned and helped him up, and when I was done, I had urine all over me. :mad: Spent the rest of the night getting a golden shower from Lady Luck too. :flame: If there's anything I'm superstitious about, it's about improbable and unfortunate things happening off the table that correlate to bad variance at the table.

Another one: I'm at a table, making conversation with a ploppy girl next to me who was making some unusual plays and getting quite lucky with them. I asked her "Wow, what's your secret?" She confided in me- "My father's on the other side telling me what the dealer's card is."

Oh. My. God. A spook operation, the dealer was flashing to the table across the pit and the guy had a great teammate in his daughter at my table. I start maneuvering around, trying to get a glimpse of the hole card too, but nothing, he was absolutely flat coming out of the shoe and when peeking.

I'm puzzled, trying to figure out how they're seeing this card, and then it hit me! Her father was deceased, and communicating the information to her from that other "other side." :rolleyes: I extended the conversation and verified, that was exactly what she meant, that her father was now free of the Hylic realm, transcending time and space, and on the path to discovery of the Grand Architect of the Universe, but still has nothing better to do than hang around a casino holecarding. That turned out to be a good night at the table, very nice girl. :angel:
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Way, way freaky!
 
beating vegas

beating vegas

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JulieCA said:
C'mon, I know some of you have spent enough time in casinos to have seen some really strange/funny stuff! Aside from actual play, what is the funniest thing you've seen someone do at a table?

I have no good stories - but I'm hoping you do.
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i saw a working girl slap a john in the face and he grabed his drink and threw in in her face and secuity came and he got draged out and security grabed the girl and she hit one of the guys in the groin
 
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