Blowing for a BJ

Automatic Monkey

Automatic Monkey

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Oh man, this week I did something extremely edgy in AC, and so effective it was frightening. I'll do anything to win, but never did I think I would give a blow job at the table, but I did, and it worked.

I was sitting in the second seat, with another player in the first seat. In this store, if the dealer pulls out a card from the shoe without needing one, he tucks it under the shoe and deals it as the next card. This dealer drew to a soft 17, pulled out another card then realized he didn't need it and tucked it.

But he didn't tuck it that well, and it was kind of cocked up with a corner barely sticking under the shoe. So I blew it. I blew across the table, lifting it so I could see it clearly, and it was an ace. I backlined the girl at first base for the next hand with a monster bet, and scored the BJ. Then I ran like hell.

This is not the first time I've used breathing or sneezing at the table for an advantage, but never so profitably. Is this illegal? I mean, what are they going to do, arrest me for breathing?
 
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Cass

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Automatic Monkey said:
Oh man, this week I did something extremely edgy in AC, and so effective it was frightening. I'll do anything to win, but never did I think I would give a blow job at the table, but I did, and it worked.

I was sitting in the second seat, with another player in the first seat. In this store, if the dealer pulls out a card from the shoe without needing one, he tucks it under the shoe and deals it as the next card. This dealer drew to a soft 17, pulled out another card then realized he didn't need it and tucked it.

But he didn't tuck it that well, and it was kind of cocked up with a corner barely sticking under the shoe. So I blew it. I blew across the table, lifting it so I could see it clearly, and it was an ace. I backlined the girl at first base for the next hand with a monster bet, and scored the BJ. Then I ran like hell.

This is not the first time I've used breathing or sneezing at the table for an advantage, but never so profitably. Is this illegal? I mean, what are they going to do, arrest me for breathing?
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It seems like it would be obvious if you blew hard enough to lift up the card so you could see it. I sure wouldnt want to get caught doing that, but I will have to try if the oppurtunity ever arises.
 
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ColorMeUp

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Automatic Monkey said:
Oh man, this week I did something extremely edgy in AC, and so effective it was frightening. I'll do anything to win, but never did I think I would give a blow job at the table, but I did, and it worked.

I was sitting in the second seat, with another player in the first seat. In this store, if the dealer pulls out a card from the shoe without needing one, he tucks it under the shoe and deals it as the next card. This dealer drew to a soft 17, pulled out another card then realized he didn't need it and tucked it.

But he didn't tuck it that well, and it was kind of cocked up with a corner barely sticking under the shoe. So I blew it. I blew across the table, lifting it so I could see it clearly, and it was an ace. I backlined the girl at first base for the next hand with a monster bet, and scored the BJ. Then I ran like hell.

This is not the first time I've used breathing or sneezing at the table for an advantage, but never so profitably. Is this illegal? I mean, what are they going to do, arrest me for breathing?
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Awesome. Best I've done was get a glimpse of the hole card once in Vegas at the Trop when the dealer fumbled with the cards when trying to look under her up card (which was an Ace). I had a fairly big bet out and a hard 14. I got a glimpse of the card and it looked like a 4 so I stood on the 14 instead of hitting. The card I would have taken would have busted me. Sure enough, the dealer flips a 4 and hits it twice to bust I seemed to be the only one at the table who caught the glimpse of the card, and I didn't even catch any crap from other players at the table for standing on a 14 against an ace.
 
EasyRhino

EasyRhino

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First of all, awesome topic title.

Second... how hard did you blow?

Third... would this be considered cheating? My guess would be yes.
 
Automatic Monkey

Automatic Monkey

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EasyRhino said:
First of all, awesome topic title.

Second... how hard did you blow?

Third... would this be considered cheating? My guess would be yes.
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I blew about as hard as you would to blow dust off a pair of sunglasses.

The legality is a good question. The first fact is that the dealer mishandled the card- it should have never been pulled out of the shoe in the first place. People blow, yell, put things down on the table all the time and you shouldn't be able to see a card as a result.

But I think next time I do this I'm going to start whistling, which is like blowing.
 
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ortango

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Automatic Monkey said:
I blew about as hard as you would to blow dust off a pair of sunglasses.

The legality is a good question. The first fact is that the dealer mishandled the card- it should have never been pulled out of the shoe in the first place. People blow, yell, put things down on the table all the time and you shouldn't be able to see a card as a result.

But I think next time I do this I'm going to start whistling, which is like blowing.
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I would have probably sneezed, or even better, if I was on first base and had to hit, really slap that table hard to get that air under the card, haha.

Awesome play AM, that beats all of my cool hand interactions I've been getting recently (including a 11 on 2 double at at monster count for $600)
 
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johndoe

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Beautiful!

I once had a dealer flub an extra card, which turned out to be an ace. She sheepishly tucked it back into the shoe, and didn't seem to mind the big bet I laid out for it.

(Obviously I didn't have to blow on the thing..)
 
Mimosine

Mimosine

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Automatic Monkey said:
This is not the first time I've used breathing or sneezing at the table for an advantage, but never so profitably.
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can you? care to elaborate?

I had a dealer expose an ace, then put it back, right at that moment there was a dealer change, though at this casino the don't burn a card, and i was at first base, and i put out a big bet and got a BJ...

not as good as your story though!
 
blackchipjim

blackchipjim

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loose nuts at table

I've seen alot at the tables in my playing days. I had a dealer recently that became so flustered because of the idiot plays the people were pulling she was showing the next card out almost every round at least once. It saved me quite a few times from big loses with the bets riding high. It was hard not to catch the tells and use it to my advantage. blackchipjim
 
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