21gunsalute
Well-Known Member
Hey kids...play nice. 
[Kim Lee chatted]: "I quit for over 10 years and am ready to quit anytime."
Kim Lee ... continues to quote out of context.
my losses were ... not overcome ... as a full-time Professional Player
What I did with my money prior to devoting myself to professional play is entirely moot.
OK, OK, if it’s that important, I’ll come clean about my past. I used to be Jimmy Page. But, I got tired of all the sex. Saps the energy right out of you. So, I gave up my guitar and moved to a small island to get away from it all. There, I learned everything I know from a hermit ex-professor. Brilliant man. Well, the movie star and the skipper helped too. And some rich guy taught me that if you speak in a phony accent, people will wait on you even if you’re useless. After awhile, Mary Ann and I went to the forbidden other side of the island for privacy, discovered that we were swimming distance from Atlantic City and Early Surrender, and that’s where my life takes another turn.
Now, perhaps you can understand my posts better.
(No kittens were harmed in the making of this post.)
correct any posts by Flash that you consider wrong
for using someone else's player's card ... security will escort you off the property. ... You will be viewed as a common thief and you will be 86'd.
I thought that small island was Manhattan...So, I gave up my guitar and moved to a small island to get away from it all.
Been debated in my family for generations...
I thought that small island was Manhattan...
OK, OK, if it’s that important, I’ll come clean about my past. I used to be Jimmy Page. But, I got tired of all the sex. Saps the energy right out of you. So, I gave up my guitar and moved to a small island to get away from it all. There, I learned everything I know from a hermit ex-professor. Brilliant man. Well, the movie star and the skipper helped too. And some rich guy taught me that if you speak in a phony accent, people will wait on you even if you’re useless. After awhile, Mary Ann and I went to the forbidden other side of the island for privacy, discovered that we were swimming distance from Atlantic City and Early Surrender, and that’s where my life takes another turn.
Now, perhaps you can understand my posts better.
(No kittens were harmed in the making of this post.)
Oh yeah! I love tales like this! It can stimulate - like a Grimm tale - all kinds of imaginations. :grin: This one has notables, like any Great Gilligan Adventure story: a movie star, a skipper, the hermit egghead, intrigue, phony accents, forbidden areas, a rich dude, heavy beach sex without the grit, guitars, gambling, useless can be exploitable, and... the hint of living happily ever after. (Which hopefully will be in epic#2: Hooray! Happiness Returns.)
Unfortunately, modern day tales basically involve gratuitous violence, bad music, self-destructive, Nabokovian females, and car crashes. Did I leave out gratuitous violence?
I'd apologize for hijacking the thread -- but you shouldn't apologize for an ongoing, purposeful act.
Unfortunately, modern day tales basically involve gratuitous violence, bad music, self-destructive, Nabokovian females, and car crashes. Did I leave out gratuitous violence?
I'd apologize for hijacking the thread -- but you shouldn't apologize for an ongoing, purposeful act.