All things being equal, I choose the dealer based first on pen and then on speed. I like a dealer who keeps the chitchat to a minimum, occasional comments are fine, keep the game moving. Doncha hate dealers who invite kibitzers in, "come on in and play!"? (An all too common occurrence for red chip players like me.) Blatant toke hustlers I handle simply by not tipping. And how about the dealers who criticize your play? S18 vs 10, you hit, and it doesn't work out. "That was bad, you had 18, that's a good hand, you should stay on that" a dealer literally once told me. I wanted to say "I guess you don't know basic strategy do you?" , but I kept my mouth shut.