Crap facts

[pogostick]

Facts about craps... Always call for the same dice . Never bet on a shooter with short stubby fingers. Call all bets off the next roll when dice leaves the table. Never pick up a 9 from stickman. Bet horn on lady shooter. Bet big on a lady shooter that asks where to put her $5 bet. Bet big on a oriental shooter with long fingers. Bet big on the drunkest guy at the table , but not if he has short stubby fingers. Always ask the dealer what the number was 2 rolls ago. Always ask if you can go over the table limit when buying a $100 worth of chips. Always call bets off after a argunment between shooter and dealer because that is staged to stop a hot shooter . Dice will always 7 out when they hit another players hand. These are facts! If you dont believe me, ask another crap player. Pogo

 

[Seaclusion]

LOL.

And you titled the post correctly, they certainly are 'crap' facts.

 

[ChefJJ]

Always ask if you can go over the table limit when buying a $100 worth of chips.

This is my favorite! This would certainly lighten up a table with a few laughs :laugh: Or else just get you some blank stares...either way, you're good to go. :joker: