You sure do meet some interesting characters in the casinos.
Some of my favorites...
Ploppy to waitress, "Hey sugar, I'm feeling like a million bucks tonight. We should shag baby and light some fireworks."
Annoyed ploppy. "You mother beep beep beep can beep my beep beep. You're all a bunch of beep beep beep." Throws drink on table. Security guard, "Sir I'll have to ask you to leave the table now." Ploppy, "Beep you you beep beep." Security guard then tries to drag the guy out. Ploppy, "Get your beeping hands the beep off me. I'm going you beep." "Beep this casino, beep you, you're all beep beep."
Excited ploppy. "Hell beep yeah!! Beep this casino. Ya'll take four grand from my beep. Now what do you think you beep beep. Can't oppress the dog anymore." A few rounds later at a 100 decibel level when getting BJ, "Beep yeah!!!! followed by smacking the table. Eat that you beep beep."
Grandpa ploppy Dealer, "Sir it's your turn.... Sir?" Soft mumbling comes out of ploppie's mouth, followed by him waking up slightly. "Oh hit me." Ploppy watches as his stiff hand busts against the dealer 5. Ploppy then falls asleep again.
Agitated ploppy. Me, "Sir you should probably hit that when he was takign forever to decide what to do." (Had 14 vs dealer 7)" Ploppy, "Shut the beep up. I play my hands the way I want to play them so mind your own beep beep business." Sure enough, he decides to stand at his 3rd base position. Dealer then shows 15 followed by a 6 for a 21 and wipes everyone at the table out. Table groans. Ploppy yells, "beep you"
Another grandpa ploppy. "Say, are you so and so.." Me, "Umm no." Him, "Are you sure? You look just like him." Me, "No." Him, "I swear you look just like my grandson." Me, "I assure you, I'm not!" Him, "Oh I haven't seen him in a while."
One poker player to another. "You chicken beep, you fold every hand like the lawnchair you are." You beep beep." Other poker player, "Yeah, why shouldn't I? I already took $400 from your beep beep." First poker player, "Keep playing like that you beep beep. You beep beep. I'll play you heads up and then we'll see who really is the man." Other guy, "I already own you, what's the point." First guy makes a move towards him and gets in his face. "If you have any beep at all, you'll play me heands up right now for $1000." Second guy, "Fine, in a few minutes." First guy, "Meet me at that table." Later.. First guy. "Why didn't you come over, you beep beep." Second guy ignores him. First guy, "Beep you, you chicken beep." This goes on for a while before some security guards show up and seperate him from the second guy.
I guess I could write a book about my experiences but I'll stop lol.