JSTAT, you always get full brownie points for persistence mate, no doubt about it. But none for repetition. If I ever see that tired old Thorpe story yet again, no jury would ever convict me of going Postal, having re-read that one too many times.
This thing of yours will never lie down and die, will it... I have an entertaining Postal story that you may recall, and this one might even keep MAZ awake, as it's a true story. Well, almost... Kramer and Newman decide to use Newman's Postal van to take heaps of 5-cent-for-returns alum cans to another state, to make a killing. They rummaged in rubbish all over New York collecting a mailvan full.
During the trip, Kramer sees the load is too big and jettisons several bags of cans. Then, they spot Jerry's sports car which has been stolen by Jerry's mechanic, who has fallen in love with it. The mechanic sees that he has been made and begins throwing some old JFK bent golf clubs that Elaine had bid $25K for of her loony boss's money. One JFK 2-iron damages the radiator and to lighten the load further, Kramer stops the van and gives big fat Newman the boot, and drives off, leaving Newman steaming, to collect the bent clubs.
Newman takes a hike and eventually finds a farmhouse where a hillbilly makes him dinner. Elly May is all horned up over Newman and Jake has to chase Newman off with a shotgun.
Now, wasn't that a far more entertaining story than that tired old Thorpe stuff and all that other bullshit? :cat:
PS I'm glad you never mentioned this again: "I am the world's most feared card counter."