In a rut, someone motivate me please

StandardDeviant said:
That's where I read it. ;)
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And I just read further that a walrus baculum is approximately 22 inches in length. The article doesn't mention its value in luck generation, but operating on the principle that size matters, I would have to think it would work.

I can see it now, "walk softly and carry a big...well...stick." Sometimes you have to make your own luck. :laugh:
 
When "dork"was popular slang vernacular, used primarily by young girls in reference to young boys, I used to smile knowingly whenever I heard it, knowing that it meant a whale's penis.
 
A guy's gotta have a dream!

icetrey said:
I have ordered the Movie 21 to motivate me.
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I will admit that I have watched it -- about 21 times -- despite all the historical inaccuracies.

I'm looking forward to the day when I win so much money that I have to hire strippers to cash in my chips.
 
StandardDeviant said:
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I had to look up the word, and I learned that the raccoon baculum is sometimes worn as a charm for luck or fertility.

I'm thinking about sitting out in my back yard tonight, practicing counting down cards, until a raccoon wanders by. Assuming gender correctness, I'll perform the de-baculating procedure and then it's off to the casino.

And then I'll quit my job in the morning to go pro.
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It's a Southern Thang. My old man used to have me go out 'coon hunt'n so he could have 'em polished and mounted by a jeweler on chains. He would give them to friends as gag gifts. Some old folks used to use them for toothpicks. :laugh: (They are considered very good luck)
 
daddybo said:
It's a Southern Thang. My old man used to have me go out 'coon hunt'n so he could have 'em polished and mounted by a jeweler on chains. He would give them to friends as gag gifts. Some old folks used to use them for toothpicks. :laugh: (They are considered very good luck)
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Time for me to go to bed. I am going to try and not dream about this. :eek::eek:
 
More you wager, the more likly you will be ahead assuming you playing with an advantage!

I just don't think about it. I just keep playing!!! doesn't matter how you feel, the cards in the shoe don't change! Stick at it mate!

Ming
 
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