Dyepaintball12
Well-Known Member
I went to see a movie with my friend who only plays poker for the most part, and he told me he sat down at a blackjack table just for fun.
Him: "I won $600 playing Blackjack the other day."
Me: "Wow, that's cool. Pretty lucky."
Him: "Not really."
Me: "Oh yeah?"
Him: "Yeah, I had the table to myself."
Me: "Yeah, that doesn't matter."
Him: "Um, yeah. I stood against dealer bust cards and no one else was there to ruin it!"
Me: "That's literally retarded."
Him: "Well I won $600."
Me: "You got lucky. The house always has an edge if you're just playing BS."
Him: "Well I won."
Me: "Nice. Maybe instead of going to the casino next time you just send them a check for half of the $600 you won today to save time."
Him: "I won $600 playing Blackjack the other day."
Me: "Wow, that's cool. Pretty lucky."
Him: "Not really."
Me: "Oh yeah?"
Him: "Yeah, I had the table to myself."
Me: "Yeah, that doesn't matter."
Him: "Um, yeah. I stood against dealer bust cards and no one else was there to ruin it!"
Me: "That's literally retarded."
Him: "Well I won $600."
Me: "You got lucky. The house always has an edge if you're just playing BS."
Him: "Well I won."
Me: "Nice. Maybe instead of going to the casino next time you just send them a check for half of the $600 you won today to save time."