Some of the stuff I see as I scan through the various online casinos just makes me laugh. Here's a couple of choice ones that I have noted:
We love being generous with our bonuses and we want to provide you with as many opportunities to play as we possibly can! However we do need to protect ourselves from other players who only play in our casino in order to cash-out the bonus chips.
Notice that they want to give you opportunities to play, but no opportunities to win. Thank God it's only the "other players" who would do such a heinous thing.
(Dead link: http://www.acropoliscasinos.com/bonuspolicy.html)
Warning: Gambling involves risk. By gambling on this website, you run the risk that you may lose money or suffer psychologicial injuries. You gamble at your own risk.
Oh my God! Freaking psychologicial injuries!
(Dead link: http://www.supervegascasino.com/c/content/home.html)
We love being generous with our bonuses and we want to provide you with as many opportunities to play as we possibly can! However we do need to protect ourselves from other players who only play in our casino in order to cash-out the bonus chips.
Notice that they want to give you opportunities to play, but no opportunities to win. Thank God it's only the "other players" who would do such a heinous thing.
(Dead link: http://www.acropoliscasinos.com/bonuspolicy.html)
Warning: Gambling involves risk. By gambling on this website, you run the risk that you may lose money or suffer psychologicial injuries. You gamble at your own risk.
Oh my God! Freaking psychologicial injuries!
(Dead link: http://www.supervegascasino.com/c/content/home.html)