What's the craziest thing you've seen at the table that didn't involve playing BJ?

JulieCA

JulieCA

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C'mon, I know some of you have spent enough time in casinos to have seen some really strange/funny stuff! Aside from actual play, what is the funniest thing you've seen someone do at a table?

I have no good stories - but I'm hoping you do.
 
In vegas a few years back, I saw a woman lose a hand, grab her bet off the table and run. Needless to say, security put a big ugly 86 on her before she got 15 steps.
 
Tit Man climbing up and dancing on a LIVE craps table as a diversion; while the rest of the team was installing a cooler at a BJ table on the other side of the casino.
 
Bad Bad Monkey!!!! Any sharp casino personnel would automatically be on his ass in 2 seconds! :laugh:
 
Well I'm not sure where to begin..... I've seen so many crazy acts I'm not sure I can remember them all. There was the guy who would curse at the dealer saying f you every time he lost a hand. He was betting $50/hand so they let him stay on for a while but then eventually when the dealer complained enough they booted him. There was the guy who would scream like a banshee every time he got BJ to the point where everyone in the casino could hear him despite him only betting $15/hand. I saw a drunk woman ask a dealer if he'd marry her after she got a few winning hands. I saw a drunk guy continually ask a dealer out telling he'd take good care of her and blah blah blah. The dealer just smiled and kept dealing.
 
Saw a guy one time wearing a baseball style hat. On the front of the hat was imprinted "Silver Star Recipient" I'm like-why does this guy need to advertise to the world in general that he received a silver star award?:joker:
 
I saw a guy sitting between two slot machines in a wheelchair. He had stolen a pair of tongs from the buffet, and was using it to reach so he could hit the button on two slot machines without having to move.

I saw an old guy at the buffet ratholing dozens of butter packets. I have no idea why.

I've had a guy try to get me to get cash for him from a stolen credit card.
 
moo321 said:
I saw a guy sitting between two slot machines in a wheelchair. He had stolen a pair of tongs from the buffet, and was using it to reach so he could hit the button on two slot machines without having to move.

I saw an old guy at the buffet ratholing dozens of butter packets. I have no idea why.

I've had a guy try to get me to get cash for him from a stolen credit card.
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haha love these
 

I saw a Pit Boss (Elmer) at Turning Stone get a drink thrown in his face — followed by a knuckle-sandwich !
As he was a drunk ploppy with deep poickets he was not even ejected !

I saw a player leap up and go for a dealer's throat at a casino in Mississippi.
He was sat on by security guards, and arrested by the sheriff's deputies.
 
moo321 said:
I saw a guy sitting between two slot machines in a wheelchair. He had stolen a pair of tongs from the buffet, and was using it to reach so he could hit the button on two slot machines without having to move.

I saw an old guy at the buffet ratholing dozens of butter packets. I have no idea why.

I've had a guy try to get me to get cash for him from a stolen credit card.
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These are :laugh: describing the vagaries of the human mind. Regarding the tongs, I hope they had some spare tongs back at the buffet. :o The butter packets may have added to his collection of various, in his refrigerator. :grin:
As for the stolen credit card, I wonder how that story ended for him? :grin: The casino beat goes on...
 
moo321 said:
I saw a guy sitting between two slot machines in a wheelchair. He had stolen a pair of tongs from the buffet, and was using it to reach so he could hit the button on two slot machines without having to move.

Yankee ingenuity? :rolleyes:

I saw an old guy at the buffet ratholing dozens of butter packets. I have no idea why.

I was making sandwiches in my room which had a refrigerator. :mad:

I've had a guy try to get me to get cash for him from a stolen credit card.

Officer, they must have given me back the wrong credit card at Starbucks! :eek:
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moo321 said:
I saw a guy sitting between two slot machines in a wheelchair. He had stolen a pair of tongs from the buffet, and was using it to reach so he could hit the button on two slot machines without having to move.

I saw an old guy at the buffet ratholing dozens of butter packets. I have no idea why.

I've had a guy try to get me to get cash for him from a stolen credit card.
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I wonder where he stole the wheelchair? :confused::laugh:
 
prankster said:
Saw a guy one time wearing a baseball style hat. On the front of the hat was imprinted "Silver Star Recipient" I'm like-why does this guy need to advertise to the world in general that he received a silver star award?:joker:
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It was a silver star on his forehead in first grade for successfully spelling citisen,,er..something like that.
 
Cooler

Tit Man climbing up and dancing on a LIVE craps table as a diversion; while the rest of the team was installing a cooler at a BJ table on the other side of the casino.
Did this happen recently?
 
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